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In order to prevent data loss of subject files SCP-Foundation decided to migrate all records to the cardano-plattform. Since all records are encrypted they must be decrypted before extraction. Please deploy the extracted Files to [EURO]-Pool in order to be authorized to access SCP Series II.

SCP Series I (7558c3aab5d8b2000230c04c742df30c59e3412eb2ed3a2a2a08565e)

Awaiting De-classification [Blocked]

Rating ★★★★★
Item # SCP-001
Name Awaiting De-classification [Blocked]
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description [EMPTY]

The "Living" Room

Rating ★★★★★
Item # SCP-002
Name The "Living" Room
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-002 resembles a tumorous, fleshy growth with a volume of roughly 60 m³ (or 2000 ft³). An iron valve hatch on one side leads to its interior, which appears to be a standard low-rent apartment of modest size. One wall of the room possesses a single window, though no such opening is visible from the exterior. The room contains furniture which, upon close examination, appears to be sculpted bon...

Biological Motherboard

Rating ★★★☆☆
Item # SCP-003
Name Biological Motherboard
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-003 consists of two related components of separate origin, referred to as SCP-003-1 and SCP-003-2. SCP-003-1 appears to be composed of chitin, hair, and nails of unknown biology, arranged in a configuration similar to that of a computer motherboard. Testing reveals SCP-003-1 to predate earliest known circuit boards by a factor of thousands of years. SCP-003-1 is considered sentient but not ...

The 12 Rusty Keys and the Door

Rating ★★★★★
Item # SCP-004
Name The 12 Rusty Keys and the Door
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-004 consists of an old wooden barn door (SCP-004-1) and a set of twelve rusted steel keys (SCP-004-2 through SCP-004-13). The door itself is the entrance to an abandoned factory in [DATA EXPUNGED].

Skeleton Key

Rating ★★★☆☆
Item # SCP-005
Name Skeleton Key
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description In appearance, SCP-005 resembles an ornate key, displaying the characteristics of a typical mass produced key used in the 1920s. The key was discovered when a civilian used it to infiltrate a high security facility. SCP-005 seems to have the unique ability to open any and all forms of lock (See Appendix A), be they mechanical or digital, with relative ease. The origin of this ability has yet to...

Fountain of Youth

Rating ★★★☆☆
Item # SCP-006
Name Fountain of Youth
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-006 is a very small spring located 60 km west of Astrakhan. Foundation Command was aware of its existence since the 19th century, but were unable to secure it until 1991 due to political reasons. On the spot of the spring, a chemical factory has been constructed as a disguise, with the majority of laborers under Foundation and/or Russian control. The liquid emitted from the spring has been ...

Abdominal Planet

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-007
Name Abdominal Planet
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-007 is located within a cavity in the abdomen of Subject. Subject is a Caucasian male, physically approximately 25 years of age (subject claims to be 28) and 176 cm in height. Most of Subject's abdomen (muscles, skin, and organs) is absent, though Subject does not appear to suffer because of this. Instead of normal flesh, a sphere composed of soil and water is present, though it does not ac...

Zombie Plague

Rating ★★★★☆
Item # SCP-008
Name Zombie Plague
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-008 is a complex prion, samples of which are stored in each of the known G2 sites. Research into SCP-008 is highly classified and primarily aimed at preventing research which may lead to the synthesis of SCP-008 in the distant future. Traits of the SCP-008 prion include: 100% infectiousness. 100% lethality. Transmission through exposed mucous membranes and all bodily fluids. Not airborne or...

Red Ice

Rating ★★★★☆
Item # SCP-009
Name Red Ice
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-009 is approximately ███ liters of a substance which superficially resembles distilled water (H2O), except with a distinct bright red hue. This red hue is discernible in all phases, and serves as the most expedient method of identifying contaminated matter before its anomalous properties manifest. In contrast to mundane water, SCP-009 assumes a liquid phase at temperatures between -100°C an...

Collars of Control

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-010
Name Collars of Control
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-010 consists of a series of six (6) apparently identical cast iron collars with numbered metal tags and one (1) remote control. The control is SCP-010-1. The collars are SCP-010-2 through 010-7. The collars contain intricate electronic components and are powered by small (5 mm diameter, 2 mm thick) 100 V batteries. These batteries are rechargeable. The remote is a heavy black box resembling...

Sentient Civil War Memorial Statue

Rating ★★★☆☆
Item # SCP-011
Name Sentient Civil War Memorial Statue
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-011 is a Civil War memorial statue located in Woodstock, Vermont. The statue is the image of a young male soldier holding a musket at his side, and is carved out of granite quarried within the area. Occasionally, SCP-011 has been observed lifting its musket to the sky to fire at birds which attempt to land or defecate on it. Reports detail that its movements produce soft grinding sounds but...

A Bad Composition

Rating ★★★☆☆
Item # SCP-012
Name A Bad Composition
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-012 was retrieved by Archaeologist K.M. Sandoval during the excavation of a northern Italian tomb destroyed in a recent storm. The object, a piece of handwritten musical score entitled "On Mount Golgotha", part of a larger set of sheet music, appears to be incomplete. The red/black ink, first thought to be some form of berry or natural dye ink, was later found to be human blood from multipl...

Blue Lady Cigarettes

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-013
Name Blue Lady Cigarettes
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-013 is the collective designation of 242 cigarettes which display similar anomalies. The most common external detail between instances is the presence of the words “Blue Lady” hand-written on each cigarette in blue ink. Subjects who consume the contents of SCP-013 through inhalation will begin to perceive themselves as a specific unidentified woman. Subjects have described the woman to be a...

The Concrete Man

Rating ★★★☆☆
Item # SCP-014
Name The Concrete Man
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-014 is a Caucasian male, appearing to be approximately 30 years of age, with black hair, brown eyes, and a somewhat round face. Records indicate his name to be Robert Chetford, confined in 1915 to the Norwich Asylum in Connecticut for delusional insanity, claiming that he had been cursed to live forever, and was slowly turning into concrete in consequence. The asylum closed in 1937, and the...

Pipe Nightmare

Rating ★★★★☆
Item # SCP-015
Name Pipe Nightmare
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-015 is a mass of pipes, vents, boilers and other various plumbing apparatus completely filling a warehouse in ███████. The pipes appear to grow when not under observation, attempting to connect to nearby structures via sewer systems and underground plumbing. SCP-015 contains, at current estimate, over 190 kilometers (120 miles) of pipes, ranging in diameter from 2.5 cm to over 1 m. Some pip...

Sentient Micro-Organism

Rating ★★★☆☆
Item # SCP-016
Name Sentient Micro-Organism
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-016 is a blood-borne pathogen recovered from a mine worker in █████ who injured himself while working in a deep coal seam. Said wound became contaminated with coal dust from the mine, possibly infecting the worker with dormant spores. Over the next several days, SCP-016 proceeded to infect the remaining employees at the mining camp, as well as the CDC crisis team dispatched to deal with the...

Shadow Person

Rating ★★★★☆
Item # SCP-017
Name Shadow Person
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-017 is a humanoid figure approximately 80 centimeters in height, anatomically similar to a small child, but with no discernible identifying features. SCP-017 seems to be composed of a shadowy, smoke-like shroud. No attempt to find any object beneath the shroud has been successful, but the possibility has not been ruled out. SCP-017's reaction to shadows cast upon it is immediate and swift. ...

Super Ball

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-018
Name Super Ball
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-018 has the appearance of a Super Ball made by the Wham-O company in 1969. It is six (6) centimeters in diameter and coloured red. Found when the ██████████ company was hired to clean out a warehouse that had Wham-O merchandise in it, SCP-018 was noted to be able to bounce with extreme height. At first thought to be a pleasant child's toy, SCP-018 was able to bounce with over two hundred pe...

The Monster Pot

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-019
Name The Monster Pot
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-019 appears to be a very large ceramic vase, 1.8 m in diameter at the mouth and 2.4 m high. Style and decoration indicate it was created in Classical Greece, although conclusive dating is impossible, as the surface is entirely unbreakable by any known means. If a successful method is discovered, SCP-019 is to be destroyed with prejudice. Periodically, entities emerge from SCP-019. Collectiv...

Unseen Mold

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-020
Name Unseen Mold
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-020 is a fast-spreading fungal organism that is capable of affecting the senses and behavior of living creatures, including humans. Samples of SCP-020 exhibit an unknown effect that renders them effectively invisible to direct observation, even when under a microscope. SCP-020 is only visible to humans when viewed through photographic or video surveillance. Once SCP-020 forms a colony, usua...

Skin Wyrm

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-021
Name Skin Wyrm
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-021 takes the form of a large and elaborate tattoo of a serpentine dragon in the oriental style, covering approximately 0.8 square meters of skin. This tattoo is fully animate within the confines of its host's skin and behaves largely as a normal animal would, albeit in only two dimensions. The tattoo's movement causes constant pain to its host, comparable and similar in character to simult...

The Morgue

Rating ★★★☆☆
Item # SCP-022
Name The Morgue
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-022 is a morgue in the basement of [REDACTED] Hospital in Great Britain. Until 198█, there were no reported anomalous occurrences within the morgue. Reports of strange activity were first received in November of 198█. The area was soon quarantined by the Foundation, with an official story being released that the entire building had been condemned. The reason for the sudden manifestation of ...

Black Shuck

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-023
Name Black Shuck
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-023 is a large, sexless shaggy canine (1.5 meters at the shoulder) with black fur. It has bright orange-red eyes and prominent teeth (see Incident Report 023-26). Any time an individual makes eye contact with SCP-023, either that person or a member of their immediate family will die exactly one (1) year after eye contact is broken. Research into the method of selection is incomplete due to ...

Game Show of Death

Rating ★★★☆☆
Item # SCP-024
Name Game Show of Death
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-024 is an abandoned sound stage that was once owned by █████████. However, SCP-024 itself had been abandoned since 19██, and it is unknown whether its special properties manifested before or after its abandonment. SCP-024 is located in the heart of █████████, ██████████, and was initially discovered when a group of teenage youths broke into the abandoned compound. The testimony of the lone ...

A Well-Worn Wardrobe

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-025
Name A Well-Worn Wardrobe
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-025 is a wooden wardrobe measuring 0.97 m x 0.62 m x 1.95 m, full of clothing dating from a number of time periods. Articles contained within the chest, collectively named SCP-025-1, match with styles of decades from the 1920s to the present. The apparel from each time frame varies with regard to style; for example, a polyester striped shirt and pair of charcoal suit pants both correspond w...

Afterschool Retention

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-026
Name Afterschool Retention
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-026 is a three (3) story public school building built in ████. It has two (2) wings connected to a central foyer. It was declared condemned in ████ after it was found the floor plan didn't match up to the building's blueprints (see Interview Log 026-01). It came to the Foundation's attention after several disappearances in the area were linked to visits to the abandoned building. The buildi...

The Vermin God

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-027
Name The Vermin God
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-027 appears to be a phenomenon of unknown source that seems to be tied to one human subject (currently 027-02) at a time. As host to SCP-027, subject 027-02 is constantly surrounded by swarming vermin that are drawn to his location. The subject does not appear able to assert control over these creatures in any way, and is in fact prone to occasional attacks from feral specimens. These creat...

Knowledge

Rating ★★★★★
Item # SCP-028
Name Knowledge
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-028 is located in an abandoned storage yard outside a copper mine in northern Michigan. SCP-028 has no detectable physical presence of any kind, but its effect occurs in a 2.1 meter (7 foot) cube around what is commonly held as the “center” of SCP-028. All forms of scanning and testing in the area of SCP-028 have shown no abnormal readings. Adding or removing objects, or attempting to remov...

Daughter of Shadows

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-029
Name Daughter of Shadows
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-029 appears to be a pubescent female of Asiatic-Indian descent. She appears to suffer from alopecia universalis. Over 80% of her pigmentation is a true black, while the rest of her skin has a complete lack of melanin, to the point of albinism. Her eyes are also a dark black in color. SCP-029 has severe homicidal tendencies and has displayed a remarkable ability to use any item as a weapon. ...

The Homunculus

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-030
Name The Homunculus
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-030 appears as a hairless, genderless, grey-toned human 71 centimeters (28 inches) in height and weighing 12.70 kilograms (two British stone in antiquated measure). Its solid blue eyes lack discernible irises or pupils, and resemble small cut sapphires. SCP-030 possesses an androgynous voice with a pronounced English accent not currently identifiable as specific to any modern region. It is ...

What is Love?

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-031
Name What is Love?
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-031 is an amorphous organism with a mass of over 7,500 kg that has infiltrated the ductwork and maintenance infrastructure of the building. Tendrils emerging from SCP-031's central mass have spread through the hotel's plumbing and ductwork to all 105 floors of the building. At its peak, over 75% of the hotel's 3,000 rooms were contaminated by SCP-031. Reclamation efforts have destroyed ██% ...

Brothers' Bride

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-032
Name Brothers' Bride
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-032 is a Type-F (imperfect external resemblance, internally inconsistent) human simulacrum of currently unknown origins. It is composed of an outer shell of pigmented silicone (5.5 mm thick), and various plastic fiber polymers, with the outward appearance of a Caucasian woman nearing the third decade of life. SCP-032's interior is composed entirely of liquid refined oil, lacking any skeleta...

The Missing Number

Rating ★★★☆☆
Item # SCP-033
Name The Missing Number
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-033 appears as a field of complex mathematical symbols ranging from simple layman-identifiable representations to those only interpretable by highly-trained mathematicians. The "sum" of the symbols is equal to a previously unknown integer (designated Theta Prime by Prof. Hutchinson) of intermediate value between █ and █. As all modern mathematical calculations are performed lacking the know...

Obsidian Ritual Knife

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-034
Name Obsidian Ritual Knife
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-034 is a primitive knife constructed out of pure obsidian. Tests reveal that SCP-034 is approximately 1000 years old. Despite its crude method of construction and age, SCP-034 is still incredibly sharp and requires no maintenance to retain its edge. Expert analysis hypothesizes that SCP-034 may be of South American origin, and that it may have been used in Native American rituals. Several a...

Possessive Mask

Rating ★★★★★
Item # SCP-035
Name Possessive Mask
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-035 appears to be a white porcelain comedy mask, although, at times, it will change to tragedy. In these events, all existing visual records, such as photographs, video footage, even illustrations, of SCP-035 automatically change to reflect its new appearance. A highly corrosive and degenerative viscous liquid constantly seeps from the eye and mouth holes of SCP-035. Anything coming into co...

The Reincarnation Pilgrimage of the Yazidi (Kiras Guho

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-036
Name The Reincarnation Pilgrimage of the Yazidi (Kiras Guho
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-036 includes the location, Site-22A (a small airport in the Mosul region of northern Iraq) and Site-22B (the destination of passengers boarding at Site-22A). The key components of SCP-036 are: The "Arrival flight"- A passenger plane (that varies in make and model from year to year) that arrives shortly before dawn on September 23. It appears on radar about 30-40 kilometers away from Site-22...

Dwarf Star

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-037
Name Dwarf Star
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-037 appears to be a star approximately 5 cm (2 in) in diameter, with a luminosity of about 1*10-12 times that of our sun and a surface temperature of about 5000 K (determined by UBVRI analysis). The origin of SCP-037 is unknown, however, analysis suggests that it shares many properties in common with a typical main sequence star, other than its anomalously small size. It is theorized to hav...

The Everything Tree

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-038
Name The Everything Tree
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-038 was found on an abandoned farm in █████████████, New York, in 19██. It was at first thought to be a common apple tree. However, upon closer inspection, it became apparent that SCP-038 was growing things other than apples and, in fact, other than fruit. SCP-038 has the ability to clone any object that touches its bark. Objects begin growing almost instantaneously and reach maturity withi...

Monkey Brain

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-039
Name Monkey Brain
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-039 consists of twenty-three proboscis monkeys (Nasalis larvatus) which have been subject to radical anatomical changes. These alterations are summarized below: Eyes have been removed. New bone growth has filled eye sockets. No remnants of eyelids or eyebrows remain, only smooth skin. Extreme alterations to the mouth. Oral opening is no longer present; no remnants of lips remain, only smoot...

Evolution's Child

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-040
Name Evolution's Child
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-040 is a human child capable of at-will manipulation of the physical characteristics of living organisms. Modified organisms are collectively referred to as SCP-040-1. Modifications are primarily cosmetic, ranging from simple color and pattern changes to more involved shifts in bodily form and structure. The creation of new specialized organs is possible, but appears to be the limit of SCP-...

Thought-Broadcasting Patient

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-041
Name Thought-Broadcasting Patient
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-041 is a male human suffering from irreversible damage to his central nervous system, which is believed to have been caused by an infection of a rare strain of bacterial meningitis. Although antibiotics were successful in clearing the infection, the membranes surrounding his brain and spinal cord had reacted to the infection by severing many neurons connecting the central nervous system to ...

A Formerly Winged Horse

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-042
Name A Formerly Winged Horse
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-042 is an animal believed to be a member of the genus Equus. Its coat is white in color with some small brown spotting. It stands at 183 cm (18 hands) to its withers and weighs 710 kg. Its weight has dropped significantly since it has been in Foundation custody, due to both atrophy from lack of physical activity and refusal to eat. The liquid nutrient diet forcibly administered keeps it ali...

The Beatle

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-043
Name The Beatle
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-043 appears to be a vinyl copy of "The White Album" by the Beatles; however, upon closer inspection, the record has no grooves. In spite of this, the record will play from start to finish regardless of the starting position of the needle. When the twenty-ninth track is reached, instead of playing "Revolution 9", the disc stops spinning and faint breathing can be heard. Occasionally the enti...

World War II Era Molecular-Fission Cannon

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-044
Name World War II Era Molecular-Fission Cannon
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-044 is a howitzer, secretly manufactured in the late stages of the Second World War by Krupp engineers, personally supervised by Albert Speer, German Minister of Armaments and War Production under Adolf Hitler. SCP-044 is unique not only because of its size (251,000 kg, or 251 metric tonnes), but also because it fires unconventional artillery using an atypical delivery method. Rather than h...

Atmospheric Converter

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-045
Name Atmospheric Converter
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-045 is an icosahedron composed of ice XII1 heavily occluded with planar fractures in a regular, complex pattern. SCP-045 has an average radius of 1.7 meters and density of 2.6 g/cm³, which is approximately twice that of non-anomalous ice XII. SCP-045 remains in a stable state at temperatures ranging from 0.074-500 kelvin (approx -273 ºC to 227 ºC) and pressures ranging from 0.4 pascals to 3...

"Predatory" Holly Bush

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-046
Name "Predatory" Holly Bush
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-046 is a predatory botanical mass located in southwestern Kentucky. SCP-046 is composed of two parts. SCP-046-1 is a large mass of vegetative matter, composed largely of plants indigenous to the region, including Quercus alba, Ilex aquifolium, and Lonicera sempervirens, though several offshoots composed of other plant species are also present. SCP-046-2 is the land in the immediate vicinity...

Microbial Mutagen

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-047
Name Microbial Mutagen
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-047 is a heavily rusted, breached gas cylinder made of an iron-[REDACTED] alloy. When exposed to open air, the material of the cylinder evaporates slowly, producing a previously undocumented mutagenic gas. This gas has no effect on eukaryotic organisms (e.g. humans), but profoundly alters prokaryotes, showing preference for common human microbiota - the natural microorganisms that live on t...

The Cursed SCP Number

Rating ★★★★★
Item # SCP-048
Name The Cursed SCP Number
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-048 has long been considered the "cursed SCP number" by SCP staff: any items given this designation tend to be destroyed, decommissioned, stolen, or otherwise lost to the Foundation, usually through no fault of any individual person. In addition, personnel assigned to SCP-048 in its various incarnations have had a 50% higher rate of turnover due to death, dismemberment, and disciplinary act...

Plague Doctor

Rating ★★★★★
Item # SCP-049
Name Plague Doctor
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-049 is a humanoid entity, roughly 1.9 meters in height, which bears the appearance of a medieval plague doctor. While SCP-049 appears to be wearing the thick robes and the ceramic mask indicative of that profession, the garments instead seem to have grown out of SCP-049's body over time1, and are now nearly indistinguishable from whatever form is beneath them. X-rays indicate that despite t...

To The Cleverest

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-050
Name To The Cleverest
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-050 appears to be a statue of a monkey reading a book, approximately 1 foot3 tall. On the bottom of the statue are engraved the words "To The Cleverest" in cursive script. The statue has so far proven resistant to all forms of damage4. As such, there is no accurate method to date the object. When left alone, SCP-050 has shown itself to be both useful and antagonistic to its current owner5. ...

Japanese Obstetrical Model

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-051
Name Japanese Obstetrical Model
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-051 is a 25 cm (10 in) anatomically correct model of a human female, carved out of ivory, with typically Asian features. Microscopic analysis shows that the head hair is human hair. The doll is jointed at the shoulders, hips, and knees. The 'stomach' area of the doll is fully removable as a 'cap' of ivory, exposing a detailed ribcage and organs, and a 2.5 cm (1 in) ivory fetus connected to ...

Time-Traveling Train

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-052
Name Time-Traveling Train
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-052 is a type R4 New York City subway train. Official records indicate this train was built in 1932 and decommissioned for scrap in 1975. Nevertheless, it continues to appear on the Uptown A/D track at the 59th St. and 8th Avenue station at 11:57 p.m. every Saturday. The train is in perfect condition and labeled as an “A” train. SCP-052 appears at the designated time, opens its doors to acc...

Young Girl

Rating ★★★★☆
Item # SCP-053
Name Young Girl
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-053 appears to be a small 3-year-old girl. She is capable of basic speech and appears to be slightly above average in mental development. She has a generally pleasant personality and rarely seems upset, becoming agitated only in the presence of groups of people. Any and all humans over the age of three who make eye contact with, physically touch, or remain around SCP-053 for longer than 10 ...

Water Nymph

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-054
Name Water Nymph
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description Out of the water, the subject most often appears as a female humanoid with a mean volume of 90 L comprised entirely of water (other forms are possible, commonly geometric shapes). When it enters a body of water, it becomes indistinguishable from its surroundings. The subject must periodically return to a body of water in order to maintain its volume due to evaporation. Initially found in ██████...

[unknown]

Rating ★★★★★
Item # SCP-055
Name [unknown]
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-055 is a "self-keeping secret" or "anti-meme". Information about SCP-055's physical appearance as well as its nature, behavior, and origins is self-classifying. To clarify: How Site 19 originally acquired SCP-055 is unknown. When SCP-055 was obtained, and by whom, is unknown. SCP-055's physical appearance is unknown. It is not indescribable, or invisible: individuals are perfectly capable o...

A Beautiful Person

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-056
Name A Beautiful Person
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-056 is a being of variable size, gender, and appearance, which changes in response to the environment around it, especially in regards to living and sentient beings. Its most common form is of a handsome man in his middle twenties, dressed in a garb of similar appearance to that of the personnel guarding it but of a higher quality and aesthetic value. However, it has been recorded as taking...

The Daily Grind

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-057
Name The Daily Grind
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-057 is a subterranean chamber with an approximate cylindrical height of three (3) meters and diameter of eighteen (18) meters. Artifact is comprised of impenetrable slate-coloured stone. Inside the chamber are dozens of parallelepiped monoliths extending from floor to ceiling that slide in various directions while SCP-057 is active. It was discovered several meters below █████ on ██/██/████...

Heart of Darkness

Rating ★★★☆☆
Item # SCP-058
Name Heart of Darkness
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-058 resembles a bovine heart, with four (4) arthropod-like legs used primarily for movement, and four (4) tentacles of adjustable length, covered with razor sharp spines. It has a single sharp 'stinger' on its rear, where the hole for the superior vena cava would be in a typical organ. SCP-058's tentacles can be "whipped" to a distance of 3.2 m (10.5 ft) at speeds in excess of 320 km/h (200...

Radioactive Mineral

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-059
Name Radioactive Mineral
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-059 is a radioactive mineral of unknown origin, superficially resembling scheelite. A component of SCP-059 is believed to originate in an alternate universe, and to be responsible for its anomalous properties. In addition to alpha, beta, and gamma radiation, SCP-059 specimens produce a previously unknown type of radiation, apparently unique to the object, tentatively designated 'delta radia...

Infernal Occult Skeleton

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-060
Name Infernal Occult Skeleton
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-060 is a grove of seventeen white oak trees (Quercus alba). The grove is spread across approximately 8 acres in rural northeastern Minnesota. A house on the property was demolished during the construction of Satellite-Site 66-060 after being combed by Foundation personnel for information regarding SCP-060. See addendum. When burned, SCP-060 will produce an entity henceforth designated SCP-0...

Auditory Mind Control

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-061
Name Auditory Mind Control
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-061 is an acoustic computer program being developed by SCP researchers with the intent of producing successful countermeasures to similar programs being developed by governments and individuals around the world. Inspired by research on [DATA EXPUNGED], SCP Command saw both the potential and harm in the ability to control the brain functions of other human beings. Laymen understand that musi...

"Quantum" Computer

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-062
Name "Quantum" Computer
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-062 appears to be an unbranded personal desktop computer housed in an aluminum case of indeterminate manufacture. SCP-062 is unusually heavy at approximately 24kg, and lacks manufacturing or branding labels of any kind. The words "infomation is freedom [sic]" were found scratched into the casing near the back, apparently with a key or similar object. Inspection of its interior has revealed ...

"The World's Best TothBrush"

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-063
Name "The World's Best TothBrush"
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-063 appears to be an average, pale blue toothbrush. Stenciled along the side of the object are the words “The World's Best TothBrush [sic]”. The word "toothbrush" is spelled incorrectly, though whether this was accidental or a purposeful action by the creators of the object is unknown. SCP-063 displays the ability to effortlessly cleave through any and all dead or inorganic matter, the foca...

Flawed von Neumann Structure

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-064
Name Flawed von Neumann Structure
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-064 is a light brown earthenware brick composed primarily of silicon oxides and some organic matter. The object weighs 1.6 kg and measures some 10 cm x 6 cm x 20 cm. Its surface is smooth and flat, with some minor cosmetic chips. By and large, the object is visually similar to most solid bricks used in construction. When left lying on a flat expanse of soft earth, SCP-064 will begin to mult...

Destroyed Organic Catalyst

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-065
Name Destroyed Organic Catalyst
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-065 is a spherical region of space approximately 12 m in radius located on a farm near [REDACTED]. SCP-065 was formed by the destruction of an anomalous artifact on-site by the Global Occult Coalition on ██/█/██; immediately following this initial event, the radius of SCP-065 was estimated to have initially expanded to 108 m in radius, resulting in the deaths of eleven (11) GOC operatives a...

Eric's Toy

Rating ★★★★☆
Item # SCP-066
Name Eric's Toy
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-066 is an amorphous mass of braided yarn and ribbon weighing approximately one kilogram. Strands of SCP-066 may be taken individually and manipulated; when this is done, a note on the diatonic scale (C-D-E-F-G-A-B) is produced by the object. When a set of six or more notes are produced, SCP-066 will produce a benign effect of varying nature and duration. SCP-066 will not respond to manipula...

The Artist's Pen

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-067
Name The Artist's Pen
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-067 is a fountain pen made by a German supply company called Pelikan at some point between World War I and II. It is pale green in color, with a single red line going straight down along the side. The shell is oak and the nib is extremely sharp, capable of piercing human skin if pressed even lightly. Though it apparently lacks a reservoir, the nib never appears to run out of fresh ink. In a...

The Wire Figure

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-068
Name The Wire Figure
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-068 is a wire stick figure, 9.8 cm tall, made of an unknown metal. The figure is composed of a single wire looping back to the center. The wire itself appears to have been bent numerous times in multiple places. When an electric current is introduced to SCP-068, it becomes animate, moving about on its own. SCP-068's "joints" are where a normal human being's would be. Once activated, SCP-068...

Second Chance

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-069
Name Second Chance
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-069 is a presumed humanoid entity of variable appearance and gender. Through an unknown ability, whenever SCP-069 is left alone with a recently deceased human body, the body will disappear and SCP-069 will take on the appearance, mannerisms, and knowledge of the recently dead individual. Through extensive experimentation, it has been shown that SCP-069 is completely indistinguishable from t...

Iron Wings

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-070
Name Iron Wings
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-070 appears to be a human male of Native American descent, with a normal appearance save for a pair of rusty metal “wings” emerging from his back. Each wing is composed of several flat iron bars about 6 cm wide connected end-to-end by rotating rivets to form an articulated length of metal over two meters long. Hanging from these bars are chains of various lengths, twenty-two on each wing, e...

Degenerative Metamorphic Entity

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-071
Name Degenerative Metamorphic Entity
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-071 is a metamorphic entity that possesses the ability to assume forms consistent with that of its observer's strongest sexual desire. This ability is effective even through barriers designed to prevent SCP-071's recognition of any observers such as through closed circuit surveillance or one-way mirrors, but can be prevented by introducing a delay in surveillance footage so that such observ...

The Foot of the Bed

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-072
Name The Foot of the Bed
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description Instances of SCP-072 were first discovered in an apartment building in ████████, Michigan, after two local media reports on SCP-072’s effects caused a local panic which drew the attention of embedded Foundation Agent ███████. SCP-072 is a shadowy and translucent projection which resembles a .9-meter-long hand, the ‘fingers’ of which taper to a sharp point. Detailed recording of SCP-072 is diffi...

"Cain"

Rating ★★★★★
Item # SCP-073
Name "Cain"
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-073 appears to be a heavily-tanned male of Arabic or Middle Eastern descent in his early thirties, 185 cm (6'1") tall and 75 kg (165 lbs), with black hair and blue eyes. Arms, legs, spinal cord, and shoulder blades of the subject appear to have been replaced with artificial versions of unknown make and metal. Subject only takes notice of this when it is pointed out, and states that it has n...

Quantum Woodlouse

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-074
Name Quantum Woodlouse
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-074 is an anomalous organism which uses various quantum properties at a macroscopic scale, and in other ways modifies the standard laws of physics within its immediate vicinity. The specific nature of these modifications appears to be linked to the extent to which humans in SCP-074's vicinity are aware of the precise details of the physical laws which SCP-074 modifies, such that research to...

Corrosive Snail

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-075
Name Corrosive Snail
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description : SCP-075 resembles a large snail 20 cm in length, 13 cm in width, and 15 cm in height, with a muscular foot resembling a six-fingered, clawed hand. SCP-075 is exceptionally heavy, with a mass of approximately 860 kg, a property that is not understood. Desiccation is the only known means of containing SCP-075, as it will enter a dormant state when nearly completely dry. When not desiccated, SCP...

"Able"

Rating ★★★★★
Item # SCP-076
Name "Able"
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-076 consists of two components: a stone cube (SCP-076-1) and a humanoid entity contained within (SCP-076-2). SCP-076-1 is a 3 m cube made of black speckled metamorphic stone. All surfaces outside and within SCP-076-1 are covered in deeply engraved patterns corresponding to no known civilizations. Radioisotope analysis indicates that the object is approximately ten thousand (10,000) years ol...

Rot Skull

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-077
Name Rot Skull
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-077 appears to be the top half of a human skull engraved with runes, each filled with an unidentified black resin. The runes change every lunar month (defined by the full moon rising above the horizon in Ireland), as well as at the winter and summer solstices, the spring and autumn equinoxes, and whenever a partial, annular, or total solar or lunar eclipse is visible from Ireland. If these ...

Guilt

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-078
Name Guilt
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-078 is a pink neon sign approximately one and a half meters long that displays the phrase "TOO LATE TO DIE YOUNG." It was initially recovered in the town of ████████, ████████, after standard Foundation data mining protocols recorded an abnormally high death rate due to starvation or other forms of self-neglect. While powered off, SCP-078 has no abnormal properties and may be observed witho...

Old AI

Rating ★★★★★
Item # SCP-079
Name Old AI
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-079 is an Exidy Sorcerer microcomputer built in 1978. In 1981, its owner, █████ ██████ (deceased), a college sophomore attending ███, took it upon himself to attempt to code an AI. According to his notes, his plan was for the code to continuously evolve and improve itself as time went on. His project was completed a few months later, and after some tests and tweaks, █████ lost interest and ...

Dark Form

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-080
Name Dark Form
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description It is unknown if SCP-080 has a physical mass or "body", as all attempts to interact with it physically have failed and have been met with adverse effects (see Experiment Log 080-2). Researchers and personnel have described seeing SCP-080 as various shadows and humanoid effigies, with the only common attribute being two smoking "eyes". It has come to the attention of researchers that SCP-080 ind...

Spontaneous Combustion Virus

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-081
Name Spontaneous Combustion Virus
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-081 is a contagious virus that appears to be a mutated version of the ███████ virus, but with █ segments in its RNA instead of █. The virus is human specific, but is spread by rats who act as passive carriers. SCP-081 can also be spread through sexual intercourse and exposure to infected blood. SCP-081 infects adipocytes and leukocytes, inducing both to absorb nutrients at a vastly accelera...

"Fernand" the Cannibal

Rating ★★★☆☆
Item # SCP-082
Name "Fernand" the Cannibal
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-082 is genetically human; however, through some process (either chemical, hormonal, cancerous, or supernatural), SCP-082 has grown to giant proportions. Approximately 2.4 meters tall (around 8 ft) and weighing over 310 kg (about 700 lb), SCP-082's physical characteristics are grossly disproportional. It has a slightly pointed balding head, a large rounded chin and jaw, a bulbous nose, and d...

An Abandoned Row Home

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-083
Name An Abandoned Row Home
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-083 appears to be an uninhabited, two-story row house in a general state of disrepair, with an interior of approximately 366 square meters. It is located in the ██████████ block of ███████. The deed and property tax records for the address are missing after ██████. The last known persons to reside at the address were the ███████ family, but [DATA EXPUNGED]. Until acquisition by the Foundati...

Static Tower

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-084
Name Static Tower
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-084 appears to be a large radio tower positioned in the center of a large, open field with two small outbuildings. Direct observation and sample collection from SCP-084 is impossible, due to the effect that is emitted around/from SCP-084. SCP-084 appears to emit a form of wave or radiation that has a detrimental effect on local space-time/reality. The most pronounced aspect of this is the a...

Hand-drawn ''Cassy''

Rating ★★★★★
Item # SCP-085
Name Hand-drawn ''Cassy''
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-085 is the result of an experiment conducted between SCP-067 and SCP-914. Using SCP-067, Test Subject-1101F drew a single female figure, about 15 cm (6 in) in height and 3.8 cm (1.5 in) wide, in summer dress with long hair pulled back into a ponytail, with the name "Cassandra" written underneath. Dr. [EXPUNGED] proposed using SCP-914 on various settings on images created by SCP-067: Using t...

The Office of Dr. [REDACTED]

Rating ★★★☆☆
Item # SCP-086
Name The Office of Dr. [REDACTED]
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-086 is a collective sessile organism whose component parts resemble items of office equipment from 1978, and which contains a consciousness claiming to be that of former Foundation administrator Dr. [REDACTED] (1907-1978). Its 8 (eight) components are: a rotary telephone (SCP-086-1), a wall-mounted pencil sharpener (SCP-086-2), a desk stapler (SCP-086-3), a microfiche reader (SCP-086-4), a ...

The Stairwell

Rating ★★★★★
Item # SCP-087
Name The Stairwell
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-087 is an unlit platform staircase. Stairs descend on a 38 degree angle for 13 steps before reaching a semicircular platform of approximately 3 meters in diameter. Descent direction rotates 180 degrees at each platform. The design of SCP-087 limits subjects to a visual range of approximately 1.5 flights. A light source is required for any subjects exploring SCP-087, as there are no lighting...

The Lizard King

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-088
Name The Lizard King
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-088 is a humanoid with reptilian features which appears to have been mummified in a languid posture. However, SCP-088 is merely in a state of hibernation from which it may recover if it is again exposed to a more hospitable environment than its current containment. Research has indicated that SCP-088 is approximately 6000 years old and is capable of secreting a variety of hazardous biologic...

Tophet

Rating ★★★☆☆
Item # SCP-089
Name Tophet
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-089 is a glazed earthenware statue, approximately 3 meters in height, depicting a winged, bull-headed humanoid with an open mouth. The front of the statue’s torso is hinged and can be opened from the top to reveal a cavity, approximately 0.6 cubic meters in volume, and can be locked from the outside. The rear of the statue bears an inscription in a Canaanite language (possibly Punic).1 The ...

Apocorubik's Cube

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-090
Name Apocorubik's Cube
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-090 was located and retrieved in ███████, ██████ on April 10, 19██. Prior to retrieval, SCP-090 had been located in a chamber at the nearby cathedral. SCP-090 was removed, the cathedral burned, 6 monks and the priest were terminated. SCP-090 has been located at Site ██ since the retrieval. Object's initial location prior to the cathedral is unrecorded. SCP-090 is a black cubic structure [20...

Nostalgia

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-091
Name Nostalgia
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-091 is a “Scotties” brand tissue box, currently empty. Immediately upon observing SCP-091, viewers report an overwhelming sense of nostalgia. Those affected begin reminiscing about times they “were near” SCP-091, major events that occurred while it was present, or people and places that somehow relate to it. SCP-091 was originally recorded as an anomalous item and sent to Reliquary Site-44,...

"The Best of The 5th Dimension"

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-092
Name "The Best of The 5th Dimension"
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-092 is a set of 3125 audio CDs, each labeled "The Absolute Absolute Absolute Absolute BEST of The 5th Dimension!!!!!", and marked with the names of the 31 performers who have at various times been part of the American singing group "The 5th Dimension". Each instance of SCP-092, when played in a standard CD player, will produce a distinct anomalous effect upon all individuals within hearing ...

Red Sea Object

Rating ★★★★★
Item # SCP-093
Name Red Sea Object
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-093 is a primarily red disc carved from a stone composite resembling cinnabar, with circular engravings and unknown symbols carved at 0.5 cm depth around the entire object. Deeper cuts are present on SCP-093 with a depth of 1 to 1.5 cm. SCP-093 is 7.62 cm in diameter and fits comfortably into most palms without abrasion. SCP-093 will change hue when held by a living individual. The colors t...

Miniature Event Horizon

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-094
Name Miniature Event Horizon
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-094 appears to be a perfectly black sphere, 163 cm in diameter, suspended approximately 3 m off the ground with no apparent means of support. SCP-094 has been classified as a miniature event horizon: any matter that moves into SCP-094, including light, is irretrievably gone. However, SCP-094 is not a black hole since it does not exert a gravitational pull. SCP-094 has been known to occasion...

The Atomic Adventures of Ronnie Ray-Gun

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-095
Name The Atomic Adventures of Ronnie Ray-Gun
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-095 appears to be a set of three moderately aged black and white comic books printed in 1932. The front and rear covers are missing and several pages have been rendered illegible due to water damage. It was found by Agent ███████ in a small antique shop in Denver, Colorado, and purchased for a small fee without incident. The owner of the shop had apparently not read the item past the publis...

The "Shy Guy"

Rating ★★★★★
Item # SCP-096
Name The "Shy Guy"
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-096 is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 2.38 meters in height. Subject shows very little muscle mass, with preliminary analysis of body mass suggesting mild malnutrition. Arms are grossly out of proportion with the rest of the subject's body, with an approximate length of 1.5 meters each. Skin is mostly devoid of pigmentation, with no sign of any body hair. SCP-096's jaw can open...

Old Fairgrounds

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-097
Name Old Fairgrounds
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-097 is a ten acre area of land in the state of [REDACTED], in the Midwestern United States. It is the abandoned remains of the [REDACTED] County Fair 1969, an area of approximately 2.3 km2 (approx. 5.4 sq. mi). Structures within the SCP area exist in a state of moderate disrepair, consistent with the expected age and environment. At the centre of SCP-097 lie the remains of a 1956 GMC pickup...

Surgeon Crabs

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-098
Name Surgeon Crabs
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-098 is a species of previously unknown crustacean. They resemble crabs, but rather than chelae, the front limbs terminate in knife-like structures that incorporate silica to form an extremely sharp edge. Specimens reach larger size than normal for land-dwelling arthropods, at 40 centimeters tall and as large as 60 centimeters across. Specimens of SCP-098 prefer an environment with ready con...

The Portrait

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-099
Name The Portrait
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-099 is a 73 x 50 cm painting titled "The Portrait." Created in 1935 by surrealist painter René Magritte, the original painting possesses memetic properties that trigger acute paranoia and lingering psychological effects when viewed for too long or from a distance of approximately three meters or less. The painting depicts a simple still life, with the addition of a single eye staring back a...

"Jamaican Joe's Junkyard Jubilee"

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-100
Name "Jamaican Joe's Junkyard Jubilee"
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-100 is an abandoned scrapyard eighty (80) kilometers from █████████, South Carolina, known as "Jamaican Joe's Junkyard Jubilee". The scrapyard covers roughly five thousand (5,000) square meters of fenced-off land, consisting of two warehouses, a storefront, and a small residential building, as well as neglected land and land used for storage. SCP-100 holds roughly fifteen hundred (1,500) ve...

Hungry Bag

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-101
Name Hungry Bag
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-101 appears as a satchel or bag of intermittent size, with observations ranging from an opening of fifteen (15) centimeters in diameter, to seventy (70) centimeters in diameter. The depth of the container has varied with no standard mean of equality to the relative diameter. The primary feature of SCP-101 is what appears to be a semi-humanoid mouth contained within the opening of the bag, w...

Property of Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-102
Name Property of Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-102 is a pair of stand-alone condominium-style beach houses located at ██ █████ ████, ██████████, currently owned by Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. through the use of a dummy corporation known as Ghieser Housing Associates, and rented to MC&D members as a "vacation home for those with discerning taste in the eclectic adventures of privileged life". The two share similar properties, althoug...

The Never-Hungry Man

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-103
Name The Never-Hungry Man
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-103 appears to be an average human male in his mid-forties. Subject has been measured at 190 cm in height, and weighing in at 100 kg. Subject was born in 19██ on ████ ██th. The Subject has no known living relatives at this time. Subject checked into a small, local hospital in Mid-April at approximately 9:30PM. The subject explained to the doctor on staff that he had not eaten for weeks, due...

The Lonely Ball

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-104
Name The Lonely Ball
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-104 is a sphere, 35.5 cm (14 in) around and weighing 2.3 kg (5 lbs). The outside is glass and very smooth, coating the sphere in a layer 6 mm (0.2 in) thick. Under this layer is an extremely intricate design of very thin black and white lines. This inner “core” is a delicately carved ball of wood, giving slight texture to the line design. The design itself is unimaginably complex and seems ...

"Iris"

Rating ★★★★☆
Item # SCP-105
Name "Iris"
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-105 (formerly known as Iris Thompson) is a female human of European descent. Records indicate that SCP-105 was born in ████, making her ██ years old at the time of acquisition. She has blonde hair and blue eyes, and at the time of this article, is 1.54 meters in height and 50kg in weight. She does not appear to have any out-of-the-ordinary physical characteristics and appears to be, for all...

The Old Man

Rating ★★★★★
Item # SCP-106
Name The Old Man
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-106 appears to be an elderly humanoid, with a general appearance of advanced decomposition. This appearance may vary, but the “rotting” quality is observed in all forms. SCP-106 is not exceptionally agile, and will remain motionless for days at a time, waiting for prey. SCP-106 is also capable of scaling any vertical surface and can remain suspended upside down indefinitely. When attacking,...

The Turtle Shell

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-107
Name The Turtle Shell
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-107 resembles the top section of a hollow turtle shell. The shell is composed of a hardened biological material of unknown origin. Despite its appearance, whether this material is derived from the shell of a standard sea turtle (superfamily Chelonioidea) is, as yet, unknown. The item is completely inert until the inside of the turtle shell comes into contact with a liquid; when it does so, ...

Extradimensional Nasal Cavity

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-108
Name Extradimensional Nasal Cavity
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-108 is accessible through the nostrils of Subject-108-1. Subject is an African-American female, 51 years old (see Addendum 108-1), who was previously employed as a cashier at █████ ██████ ███████, a small town hardware store in ████████████, Kentucky. Since █-██-████, SCP-108 has been housed at Site-17. Endoscopic examination of SCP-108 reveals that the area accessible via the subject's nos...

Infinite Canteen

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-109
Name Infinite Canteen
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-109 is a standard-issue United States Army canteen (circa 1899) made of a tin alloy and fitted with a heavy cotton cover and a black leather strap. When opened, the item is seen to be nearly full of water. A seemingly unlimited amount of water can be removed from the container without changing the water level or the item's mass, which remains a constant 3.16 kg. Probes of the interior of th...

Subterranean City

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-110
Name Subterranean City
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-110 is an entire city that was found buried 0.5 kilometers underneath a large farm in [DATA EXPUNGED], New York. Survey Teams 2 and 3 concluded that the amount of surface area that the city is buried under covers approximately six (6) square kilometers. Numerous items of high interest have been discovered within SCP-110, and will henceforth be labeled as SCP-110-xx.

Dragon-Snails™

Rating ★★★☆☆
Item # SCP-111
Name Dragon-Snails™
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-111 is an apparently artificial species of invertebrate vaguely resembling snails. Adult specimens of SCP-111 are approximately twenty (20) centimeters in length, twelve (12) centimeters in width, and fifteen (15) centimeters in height, although exact size differs slightly between specimens. SCP-111 specimens differ from ordinary snails in that they have a warm-blooded metabolism, complex e...

The Variable Coaster

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-112
Name The Variable Coaster
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-112 is a steel sit-down rollercoaster, formerly known as the "Blue Steelsurfer". Built in 19██, SCP-112 was marketed as the crown jewel of the "██████ ████████" amusement park. Initial testing of the ride resulted in extremely negative experiences from testing staff. When these reports became public knowledge, the financial repercussions of the "failure" of the Steelsurfer resulted in the p...

The Gender-Switcher

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-113
Name The Gender-Switcher
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-113 resembles a small, polished piece of red jasper. Analysis shows that SCP-113 is not composed of jasper, but [REDACTED] composition similar to that of other recovered objects. When SCP-113 comes in direct contact with the flesh of an organism possessing sex chromosomes, the organism's physical characteristics associated with gender and biological sex are transformed (including genetics a...

Bringer of Conflict

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-114
Name Bringer of Conflict
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-114 is a Pashtun woman of Afghani origin, approximately 40 years old and 160 cm tall. SCP-114 has the involuntary effect of fostering and escalating violent conflict between all individuals in her proximity. Subjects within ten to fifteen meters of SCP-114 become inconsolably aggressive at trivialities or points of little consequence, often to the degree of projecting hostile motives on oth...

Miniature Dump Truck

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-115
Name Miniature Dump Truck
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-115-1 is a toy dump truck, with no identifying markers or labels to identify its original manufacturer. However, unlike regular toy dump trucks, SCP-115-1 weighs as much as the actual vehicle it represents, roughly 90 tons. It is currently unknown how the vehicle weighs this much, as analysis of SCP-115-1's composition reveals that it is made of the same commercial plastic commonly found in...

The Brittle Boy

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-116
Name The Brittle Boy
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-116 has the outward appearance of a Caucasian male of around 9 years of age. Skin is cauterized and scarred over 98% of body, limbs, and head. SCP-116’s bone structure is drastically different from standard Homo sapiens bone layout, and all bones are dangerously brittle. The most distinguishing difference between the human body and that of SCP-116 is the non-existence of joints in the latte...

Complete Multitool

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-117
Name Complete Multitool
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description The item appears to be a regular multitool, of unknown make and brand, found in ███████████, Florida. At first glance, only the normal tools are found (screwdriver, knife, can opener, etc.), but if the user is faced with a task, regardless of what tool the subject intends to pull out and use, a tool perfectly fitted for the job will take its place, regardless of spacial quantities that are bein...

Nuclear Protists

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-118
Name Nuclear Protists
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-118 is a species of ocean-dwelling protista that is capable of assembling functional, self initiating, nuclear devices from materials present in ocean water. While SCP-118 is unknown and hence has not been classified by the scientific community, specimens resemble protists of the phylum Euglenophyta but have significantly increased levels of movement speed, nutrient storage capability and r...

Timecrowave

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-119
Name Timecrowave
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-119 is a Panasonic [REDACTED] Microwave Oven. It was initially discovered by an agent, who had bought it from a liquidation sale of the assets from ████ Valley Vineyards. It is believed that ████ Valley Vineyards was using the anomalous properties of SCP-119 to rapidly age its products and create expensive vintages. Records show ████ Valley Vineyards making under-the-table sales of vintages...

Teleporting Paddling Pool

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-120
Name Teleporting Paddling Pool
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-120 appears to be a small child’s paddling pool, pastel pink in colouration, with an inner diameter of approximately 2.5 metres and inner height of 0.3 metres. The pool appears to have been fabricated from common Earth plastics but has shown itself to be indestructible by any attempted means (see research report #120-32 for a full summary). The pool’s structure and response to pressure are ...

Concrete Cradle

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-121
Name Concrete Cradle
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-121 is the region of land occupied by the former town of ███████, Colorado. The town was home to roughly 6,800 prior to enactment of current containment protocol, and holds roughly 3,000 buildings, both residential and commercial. Clouds above SCP-121 appear incapable of entering an area roughly twelve (12) kilometers in diameter, instead passing around the area; it is speculated this is re...

No More Monsters

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-122
Name No More Monsters
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-122 is a children’s nightlight in the design of a stylized shooting star. When it is in a powered state, SCP-122 lets off between 14-20 lx. No manufacturer's mark is present on or within SCP-122's components. When in an unpowered state, SCP-122 will affect all subjects within a 500 m radius of its location. When the subjects enter REM sleep, they will move into a comatose state in which the...

Contained Miniature Black Hole

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-123
Name Contained Miniature Black Hole
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description Object is a gray geodesic sphere 65 cm in diameter consisting of sixty triangles. The areas between these triangles are empty, allowing the center of the sphere to be seen. The material the sphere is composed of is unknown, and upon the recommendation of Dr. █████, research into the material composition shall be limited to visual observation until further notice. SCP-123 appears to weigh about ...

Fertile Soil

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-124
Name Fertile Soil
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-124 is a plot of soil approximately 9 m2 in area and 14 m3 in size. It was recovered from a Detroit basement when authorities were notified of two teenagers growing large amounts of marijuana. SCP-124 has the ability to grow any biological organism to its full potential in a relatively short amount of time (the length varies according to the complexity of the organism). Nothing growing in S...

Contagious Reflection

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-125
Name Contagious Reflection
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-125 is an apparently sentient "being" that can only exist within reflections. At rest and viewed up front, it takes the form of a black circle 17.2mm in diameter resting on the reflective surface. Its first anomalous characteristic is that it appears as a perfect circle to any observer regardless of the surface's angles, bends, and the location of the viewer or viewers. In that regard it ac...

Invisible Friend

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-126
Name Invisible Friend
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-126 is an invisible and intangible entity that can only be identified via sound. SCP-126 is sentient, with the ability to speak in multiple languages in a female voice and engage in conversation with any subject within range. To date, no method by which SCP-126 can be visually detected has been devised as SCP-126 does not appear to emit any kind of light, radiation, heat or electromagnetic ...

The Living Gun

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-127
Name The Living Gun
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-127, upon first glance, appears to be a standard MP5K-PDW submachine gun. Tests have revealed that aside from the outer steel and polymer shell, the entirety of the firearm is organic and alive. The weapon's ammunition initially appeared to be human-like teeth. However, DNA testing of the "bullets" resulted in no match to any known species on Earth. SCP-127 features two settings: semi-autom...

Kinetic Energy Entity

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-128
Name Kinetic Energy Entity
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-128 is an immaterial source of kinetic energy which can be conferred upon any nonliving solid material within line of sight of the source. The source itself is motile, with a tendency to remain along the walls or at the central wheel of the containment chamber. The line of sight is blocked by any opaque material, including lead, steel, or even single sheets of paper, but not transparent mat...

Progressive Fungal Infection

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-129
Name Progressive Fungal Infection
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-129 is a series of at least ██ different species of fungus that can infect any animal with mucosal membranes. Infection by SCP-129 can pass through up to five stages (depending on exposure to further member species of SCP-129, individual resistance, and other factors), with each stage of infection facilitating progression to the next stage by weakening the individual’s resistance to subsequ...

Post Office

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-130
Name Post Office
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-130 is a post office in ████████, South Africa, constructed in 18██. SCP-130 had been closed in 19██ and left abandoned for ██ years. The building is in excellent condition for its age, and maintains itself without human intervention, including moderate structural repairs. SCP-130 has been designated a Historic Site through an agreement with the South African government. Five times per week...

The "Eye Pods"

Rating ★★★★☆
Item # SCP-131
Name The "Eye Pods"
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-131-A and SCP-131-B (affectionately nicknamed the "Eye Pods" by personnel) are a pair of teardrop-shaped creatures roughly 30 cm (1 ft) in height, with a single blue eye in the middle of their bodies. SCP-131-A is burnt orange in color while SCP-131-B is mustard yellow. At the base of each creature is a wheel-like protrusion which allows for locomotion, suggesting that the creatures may be ...

Broken Desert

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-132
Name Broken Desert
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-132 takes the form of a series of ███ glass tetrahedrons, each with a side length of 10.3 centimeters. Each instance of SCP-132 appears to contain a patch of desert sand. Occasionally scorpions and other desert creatures enter the confines of an instance of SCP-132 as if it were a continuous piece of desert. Creatures within SCP-132 have shown no awareness of the existence of anything outsi...

Instant Hole

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-133
Name Instant Hole
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-133 are a set of six hundred and thirteen (613) black, circular pieces of a waxy, paper-like material 5 cm in diameter. When placed against a solid surface and rubbed, SCP-133 will instantaneously "transfer" to the surface and create a circular hole. Testing has shown that SCP-133 is capable of penetrating up to 61 cm of structural grade steel, though the exact degree of penetration is redu...

Star-Eyed Child

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-134
Name Star-Eyed Child
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-134 seems to be an Asian girl between the ages of █ and █, with short black hair and a slight build. The subject seems normal in most respects and has all the biological requirements of a human child (food, sleep, etc). However, where SCP-134's eyes should be are two black pits, covered by a transparent membrane similar in appearance to a human eye's membrane; ophthalmological testing has s...

Universal Carcinogen

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-135
Name Universal Carcinogen
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-135 is a human female between █ and ██ years of age that promotes rapid, uncontrolled cell growth within a radius of 2.25 metres from itself. It remains rigidly in the foetal position, and has never been observed to move. SCP-135's effect is carcinogenic to animal tissue and induces malignant neoplasia in plant and fungal tissues in 100% of recorded exposure cases, with severity and disorga...

Naked Doll

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-136
Name Naked Doll
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-136 has no effect on non-humans. SCP-136 describes two phenomena. SCP-136-1 is of variable appearance, but generally manifests as a crude clay, wood, metal, or cloth doll, usually identifiable as female and usually between 10 and 30 cm in length. The doll appears as male in approximately 10% of viewings. SCP-136-1 has no unusual properties that can be measured empirically. Mass spectrometry...

The Real Toy

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-137
Name The Real Toy
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-137 is an entity with the ability to possess a toy, gaining the physical properties, size, and shape of whatever it represents; for example, a teddy bear will become an actual bear, and behave accordingly. SCP-137 cannot possess any miscellaneous object, only toys. The observed range of SCP-137's possessive effect is two hundred fifty (250) meters, but until further testing has been accompl...

The Ever-Living Man

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-138
Name The Ever-Living Man
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-138 is a human male, suspected to be in excess of four thousand (4000) years old. Subject is approximately 1.5 meters in height, emaciated, and wizened. SCP-138's precise origins are unknown. Subject was discovered in 2006, in an Egyptian tomb located near Tutankhamen's tomb unearthed in 1922, sealed inside a sarcophagus. When a living being was discovered in the tomb, the Foundation was al...

All Eyes on Lucian 👁

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-139
Name All Eyes on Lucian 👁
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-139 designates the disappearance of Lucian Saxe, formerly a Foundation-employed security specialist. Saxe had, until SCP-139's occurrence, acted as a consultant for Site-97 on the matter of esoteric reanimation methodology. SCP-139 is considered anomalous both due to a persistent infohazard encountered following its occurrence [1] and due to the cut-off of information pertaining to SCP-139 ...

An Incomplete Chronicle

Rating ★★★★★
Item # SCP-140
Name An Incomplete Chronicle
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-140 is a modern hardcopy book with an unremarkable black binding and an unknown number of white pages. The book jacket is missing, but the title, “A Chronicle of the Daevas”, is clearly legible. The inside cover is signed by the author, whose name is indecipherable. The text is copyrighted 19██. Careful examination reveals there are far more pages between the bindings than could be containe...

Codex Damnatio

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-141
Name Codex Damnatio
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-141 is a small leather-bound codex dating back to Roman times, easily carried in one hand. Despite its great age, it never acquires any additional signs of wear and tear beyond a somewhat aged-looking cover. Its thin papyrus pages are always crisp, and so far have proven difficult to tear from the codex’s binding. All attempts at radiocarbon dating have failed; the judgment of SCP-141 as be...

One-Armed Bandit

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-142
Name One-Armed Bandit
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-142 closely resembles a 1940’s “Black Beauty” slot machine, as produced by the Mill corporation during that era. The only observed irregularity in the external construction of SCP-142 is found in the coin slot of the device, which has been modified to accept any item that will fit in a cylindrical space 5.00 cm in length and 2.45 cm in diameter. When any object of appropriate size (hereafte...

The Bladewood Grove

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-143
Name The Bladewood Grove
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-143 is a plantation of 300 specimens of a unique type of tree. The trees are similar in appearance to Prunus x yedoensis (Japanese Sakura), or cherry blossoms. They bear no fruit, and the only known way of reproduction is by careful "own root" propagation using cut saplings from an older sample. The petals are a light pinkish color, slightly translucent, and with a texture of smooth glass. ...

Tibetan Rope to Heaven

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-144
Name Tibetan Rope to Heaven
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description Located in a monastery atop a small Tibetan mountain, SCP-144 is a thin, taut hempen rope, only 1.2 cm thick, attached to a ring of jade bound to the floor of an atrium in the temple (known as "Base Camp" amongst researchers). The other end of SCP-144 extends straight upward many kilometers up into the sky to a yet-to-be-explored satellite in geostationary orbit above the Earth at an altitude o...

Man-Absorbing Phone

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-145
Name Man-Absorbing Phone
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-145 appears to be a standard 2002-model cordless telephone handset of Alcatel brand on its standard issue charging base. The charging base appears defaced; all jack inputs are sealed with resin glue and the power input to the device has been gouged out with an unknown sharp tool. Serial number and production date are unavailable as all labels and stickers have been ripped off or defaced. Th...

Bronze Head of Shame

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-146
Name Bronze Head of Shame
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-146 is a hollow bronze head, apparently a fragment of a complete statue or bust, depicting a crowned young woman or perhaps an effeminate young man. The head exhibits severe verdigris over much of its surface. The crown of SCP-146 is inlaid with silver decorations, and its eyes (the apparent source of SCP-146's effects) are beaten silver, shined to be mildly reflective. To date, SCP-146 has...

Anachronistic Television

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-147
Name Anachronistic Television
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description Discovered 1983 in a civilian home in Detroit, Michigan. SCP-147 appears to be a 1957 General Electric brand black-and-white television, model 17TO26. SCP-147 has been observed to exhibit two different behaviors:

The "Telekill" Alloy

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-148
Name The "Telekill" Alloy
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-148 is a metallic substance, composed of a variety of known and unknown elements. The total mass of SCP-148 on hand is approximately 1.1 1.2 tonnes. SCP-148 has a gray-green color with a bluish tinge and oxidizes readily in the presence of water. SCP-148 has a melting transition point of approximately 4500°C and a boiling transition point of approximately 9000°C. SCP-148 has a density of 6....

The Blood Flies

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-149
Name The Blood Flies
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-149 is a breed of mosquito which carries a strain of retrovirus (herein referred to as SCP-149-A) that mutates regenerating human cells into fertilized mosquito eggs. SCP-149-A is injected directly into the bloodstream when SCP-149 feeds. The SCP-149-A quickly works on the nucleus of the cells, warping the DNA. The first set of cells bred from these changed instructions closely resemble cys...

Ship of Theseus

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-150
Name Ship of Theseus
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-150 is an obligate parasite that resembles the tongue-eating louse (Cymothoa exigua), but is adapted to form conjunctive symbiotic relationships with humans for a period of its lifespan. Upon contact with a human subject, SCP-150 embeds itself deeply in the flesh of its host. Over the course of approximately seven days, the parasite will burrow into the host and affect numerous physiologica...

The Painting

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-151
Name The Painting
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-151 is a 1 m x 1.3 m (3 ft x 4 ft) oil painting, apparently from the perspective of someone underwater. A subject who views the painting exhibits no initial effects. However, over a period of 24 hours, the subject's breathing becomes increasingly labored, culminating in the death of the subject. Autopsies reveal that subjects' lungs have filled with seawater. Attempts to halt the drowning p...

Book of Endings

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-152
Name Book of Endings
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-152 is a large, hardbound book with leather bindings. The paper inside resembles vellum and is written upon in black ink. The contents of the book consist entirely of a series of entries that describe apocalyptic events, which are not always XK-class end-of-the-world scenarios but invariably deal with the extinction of humanity. The entries are arranged in chronological order, beginning wit...

Drain Worms

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-153
Name Drain Worms
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-153 appears to be a species of nematode (roundworm) that can reach up to ██ m in length and ██ cm in diameter. Specimens of SCP-153 live in sewers and drain pipes, and while specimens of SCP-153 can live off of most any organic material, they prefer to consume animal tissue. Specimens of SCP-153 excrete a highly acidic substance similar to [DATA EXPUNGED] from their mouths and gullets, and ...

Offensive Bracelets

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-154
Name Offensive Bracelets
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-154 is a pair of simple bronze bracelets, completely circular and large enough to comfortably hang off the arm of most people. Spectrograph analysis has proven that the item is composed entirely of copper (85%), tin (11%), arsenic (3%), and traces of other slight impurities (<1%). When both bracelets are worn on the same arm, and the wearer concentrates on them with arms extended in a depic...

Infinite Speed Computer

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-155
Name Infinite Speed Computer
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-155 is a complex electronic construct consisting of a highly modified Cray CS6400 supercomputer, a dedicated radioisotope thermoelectric generator, and a device that has yet to be fully reverse-engineered. SCP-155 was recovered from the basement of Prometheus Labs' primary research laboratory by elements of Mobile Task Force Mu-4 ("Debuggers") following the destruction of the facility and s...

Reanimating Pomegranate

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-156
Name Reanimating Pomegranate
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-156 is a group of exactly 181 pomegranate arils. The number of instances of SCP-156 is constant. When one is ingested or destroyed, it is replaced instantaneously with a new one among the largest group of contiguous instances. Otherwise, the instances can be moved around freely. After leaving the group (i.e. after an instance is touching no other instance), the instance will spoil normally,...

Mimetic Predator

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-157
Name Mimetic Predator
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-157 is a previously unknown microscopic animal in the Tardigrade phylum, adapted to live on land as a predator. Like other Tardigrades, SCP-157 is extremely resistant to environmental damage, and can enter a cryptobiotic state when no food is present. SCP-157 normally exists as an amorphous mass composed of millions of individual organisms. In this form, it can slowly crawl and climb. SCP-1...

Soul Extractor

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-158
Name Soul Extractor
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-158 is a large mechanical arm, similar to one that one might find in an automotive factory, although the end attachment is unusually shaped, resembling a pointed tridactyl claw. Its optimal placement is to be installed and suspended upside down, its base attached to the ceiling in a room that has been built to accommodate. A series of cables are protruding from the base and some are connect...

The Perfect Lock

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-159
Name The Perfect Lock
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-159 has the appearance of a standard neon sign reading 'OPEN', of the style commonly found in small businesses. When SCP-159 is displayed through a window of a building, and deactivated by removing it from a standard power outlet1, the building will become impossible to enter by any means. The locking effect ceases immediately when SCP-159 is reattached to a power outlet. If SCP-159 is swit...

Predator Drone

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-160
Name Predator Drone
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-160 appears to be a quadriflyer unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV) with a diameter of approximately 1.1 m at its widest point, similar to the [REDACTED] model manufactured by the [REDACTED] Corporation. It is devoid of any identifying marks or manufacturing labels, though visual inspection of SCP-160 has revealed signs of scratches and other superficial damage indicating that prior identifying l...

Pinwheel of Doom!

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-161
Name Pinwheel of Doom!
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description There are currently three copies of SCP-161 in Foundation control. SCP-161 appears to be a brightly colored, plastic, child's pinwheel, with a "The Factory" Stamp on the back. SCP-161 only displays its unique properties when held in the bare hand of a human being. Approximately three to seven seconds after grasping SCP-161, the holder will find himself made aware of how to activate the device. ...

Ball of Sharp

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-162
Name Ball of Sharp
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-162 is a mass of fish hooks, fish line, needles, scissors, and other sharp objects in a rough ball shape close to 2.4 m (8 ft) in width and 2.1 m (7 ft) in height. After being in SCP-162's vicinity, subjects have reported feeling drawn to the object in order to touch it. This desire can extend for several weeks after seeing the item, becoming an obsession in many cases. The "draw" increases...

An Old Castaway

Rating ★★★☆☆
Item # SCP-163
Name An Old Castaway
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-163 is a sapient organism of extraterrestrial origin. When standing, it is 2 m tall and 1.5 m wide, the bulk of the body being suspended 50 cm from the ground. The body is roughly cylindrical with a circular mouth at the bottom, the equivalent of a head at the top, and eight three-jointed legs arranged radially around the equator. SCP-163 also has a series of specialized limbs, listed here:...

Squid Tumors

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-164
Name Squid Tumors
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-164 is a strain of cancerous cells that causes sarcoma-like tumors in host bodies. While cell DNA appears to be primarily derived from human DNA, the cells now effectively exist as unicellular, asexually-reproducing parasites. Several characteristics make SCP-164 remarkable: SCP-164 is the only parasitic (transmittable) cancer known to infect human beings. Strains are transmittable through,...

The Creeping, Hungry Sands of Tule

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-165
Name The Creeping, Hungry Sands of Tule
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description The organic component of SCP-165 resembles that of typical parasitic mites, seven hundred fifty (750) micrometers in length, with eight (8) legs and a genetic structure similar to the house dust mite. The main difference is the hermit-crab-like behavior of attaching grains of sand to its back. It is unknown what purpose the sand serves, but the massive colony of SCP-165 numbers in the hundreds ...

Just a Teenage Gaea

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-166
Name Just a Teenage Gaea
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-166 is a European female human in its late teens with ungulate features; possessing antlers, hooved feet, and a short tail reminiscent of Rangifer tarandus (Common reindeer). Despite these obvious abnormalities, DNA analysis reveals no abnormal genetic traits. Within a fifteen-meter radius of SCP-166, artificial objects gradually return to an unworked state. Higher complexity objects like e...

Infinite Labyrinth

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-167
Name Infinite Labyrinth
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-167 is a cube measuring approximately 10 meters on its edge, created from an unidentified shiny white-plastic polymer. Affixed to one of the faces of the cube is a large metal door. It is unknown if this door is part of the original SCP, or if it was affixed by someone else before the object was acquired by the SCP Foundation. The interior dimensions of this cube are identical to the exteri...

Sentient Calculator

Rating ★★★☆☆
Item # SCP-168
Name Sentient Calculator
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description Found resting on a desk during clearance of the condemned ██████ Elementary School building in 199█, SCP-168 is a Hewlett-Packard brand graphing calculator, model #HP-28C. Upon initial inspection, it was discovered that the name “Eric” was carved into the inside of the removable casing. However, upon inputting a simple equation (6÷3) and pressing the “=” button, the screen of the device went bl...

The Leviathan

Rating ★★★★☆
Item # SCP-169
Name The Leviathan
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-169 is surmised to be a marine arthropod of enormous size, known as the "Leviathan" by generations of sailors and oral history. Presumed at first to be a myth, SCP-169 was detected on ██/██/19██ by Mobile Task Force Gamma-6 during an investigation of paranormal activity around the █████ █████████ archipelago (coordinates ██°██'S ██°██'W). During Ɣ-6's investigation, Dr. ████ ████████ [Ɣ6-09...

A Tube of Superglue

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-170
Name A Tube of Superglue
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-170 appears to be a standard tube of superglue, in a yellow tube 13 cm long. There is no manufacturer information or any other text on the outside of the container, apart from the word 'SUPERGLUE' printed in bold letters on the front. Whenever any amount of the substance is applied to solid material, and that solid is put in contact with any surface, both objects lose molecular cohesion in ...

Collective Brain Foam

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-171
Name Collective Brain Foam
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description Originally, SCP-171 was thought to be a colony of microscopic organisms similar to SCP-968 or SCP-165, but further investigations revealed SCP-171 to be a single entity spanning 300 square meters when first encountered. SCP-171 is a web-like matrix of small, fine tendrils of neurons, mucous glands, and muscle fibers suspended in a frothy foam of its own creation. It is not capable of self-locom...

The Gearman

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-172
Name The Gearman
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-172 appears to be a human being, 34 years of age, 185 cm (6 ft 1 in) tall, black hair and mustache, 175.5 kg (386 lb), and of Russian descent. SCP-172's personality is very friendly and intelligent, if somewhat dull and repetitive. SCP-172 prefers dress from the 1860s, and always wears a large, ornate key on a long necklace. SCP-172 has never identified itself by any name, and is not upset ...

The Sculpture

Rating ★★★★★
Item # SCP-173
Name The Sculpture
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description Moved to Site-19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is ...

Ventriloquist's Dummy

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-174
Name Ventriloquist's Dummy
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-174 is a wooden ventriloquial figure measuring 53 cm from head to toe, with somewhat ragged clothing and slight damage to several sections. Judging by the item's style and state of repair, it dates from the early 20th Century. The eyes and mouth of SCP-174 can be manipulated by means of a mechanism inside the figure. When viewed in peripheral vision, subjects report on occasion that SCP-174...

Treasure Map

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-175
Name Treasure Map
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description When not “active,” SCP-175 resembles a yellowed piece of parchment, slightly larger than a standard piece of paper. The edges are torn, and it appears weathered and brittle. However, SCP-175 is actually quite supple and is indestructible despite its worn appearance, having resisted all attempts to remove pieces for testing. The more interesting properties of SCP-175 are revealed when moved in r...

Observable Time Loop

Rating ★★★☆☆
Item # SCP-176
Name Observable Time Loop
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-176 is an abandoned chemical factory situated near [DATA EXPUNGED]. The building consists of a factory floor and an observation room on the second floor, separated from the main room by one-way mirrors. There are three entrances to the building: A three-bay loading dock, whose doors have been welded shut. A ground-floor employee entrance. A second-floor observation room entrance, accessible...

Checkmate

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-177
Name Checkmate
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-177 is an eight by eight square standard chess board measuring 40 cm by 40 cm. On the board are 16 pawns, two Kings, two Queens, four Bishops, four Knights, and four rooks, totaling 16 black and 16 white pieces. All items are carved out of elephant ivory. The white pieces are moveable, and can even be removed from the board with minimal force; the black pieces, however, cannot be removed fr...

"3-D" Specs

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-178
Name "3-D" Specs
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-178 is a pair of white stereoscopic (“3-D”) glasses with a rectangular white cardboard frame and lenses of transparent blue and red (left and right lenses, respectively) plastic. The item exhibits no unusual physical properties apart from a slight discoloration of the cardboard consistent with age. When worn, the wearer begins perceiving large bipedal entities in addition to its ordinary su...

Sauelsuesor

Rating ★★★★☆
Item # SCP-179
Name Sauelsuesor
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-179 is a humanoid entity located at a constant distance of approximately 40,000 km from the South polar region of the solar photosphere, locked to the rotation axis of Sol. However, it does not orbit it; the most recent recordings of SCP-179 indicate that it seems to maintain a continuous orbit around the center of the galaxy. Through the combined effort of 43 years of continuous surveying,...

Identity Thieving Hat

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-180
Name Identity Thieving Hat
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-180 appears as a hat or other form of head wear or hair accessory. Any individual who places SCP-180 on their head will have their identity 'stolen' by the hat. This effect causes the original host to be completely unrecognizable, even to people strongly familiar with the subject. Individuals observing a subject who has had their identity stolen will only be able to vaguely describe feature...

"Lucky"

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-181
Name "Lucky"
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description G████ O██████, formerly LvD-87465, had been incarcerated for repeated offenses of defrauding the Nevada Gaming Commission. Following the 18th month of his life sentence, he was quietly moved to Armed Reliquary Containment Area-02, where he was initiated and assigned a Level D clearance. His first exposure experiment was with SCP-███, and the results were bloody but expected. When LvD-65468 was ...

"Rider"

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-182
Name "Rider"
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-182 is a Caucasian male, of average build, roughly 45 years of age, and has suffered heavy abdominal and cranial scarring at an unspecified point in the past (by subject's own admission, shortly before he was admitted into the care of the Foundation in 19██). SCP-182 is both deaf and mute, compensating for these disabilities with natural abilities. SCP-182 has displayed the ability to passi...

"Weaver"

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-183
Name "Weaver"
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-183 is an unknown biological entity that is, for all intents and purposes, invisible. Evidence of its existence comes mainly in the form of monofilament wires which the organism apparently synthesizes. These fibers are extremely thin and durable; they are capable of slicing through soft tissue, bone, and even body armor with very little force. Coupled with the difficulty of seeing them, thi...

The Architect

Rating ★★★★★
Item # SCP-184
Name The Architect
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-184 is a small, smooth metallic object, 10 cm (4 in) tall and 10 cm (4 in) wide, in the shape of a dodecahedron. Each face of the figure has a circular hole in the center, and a small sphere is attached to each vertex. SCP-184 is made of an unknown, but highly magnetic, alloy about as hard as brass. When inside an enclosed structure, SCP-184 expands the structure's inner dimensions without ...

The Radio

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-185
Name The Radio
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-185 appears to be a Russian R-105M radio used during the Cold War, except that it has a crudely-added keypad and LCD screen. The object can receive most radio transmissions, including encrypted signals. Attempts to determine how it can break even the strongest of encryptions have so far been fruitless. SCP-185 has a very long range, surpassing even modern radio equipment. It functions as a ...

To End All Wars

Rating ★★★★☆
Item # SCP-186
Name To End All Wars
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-186 is the site of an unrecorded military engagement occurring from 7/24/1917 to 8/13/1917 between elements of the Imperial German Army and forces of the Russian provisional government as part of the larger conflict of World War I, and the continuing effects resulting from its aftermath. This conflict came to be known to its participants as the Battle of Husiatyn Woods in surviving accounts...

Double Vision

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-187
Name Double Vision
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-187 is a Caucasian female, early to mid 20s, 180 cm tall, weighing 40 kg (approx 88 lb). She is suffering from severe malnutrition, and must be fed intravenously, as she refuses to eat any food given to her. She is recovering from the effects of severe malnutrition. SCP-187 exhibits a unique form of precognition whereby she sees everything in two states simultaneously: as they are, and as t...

The Craftsman

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-188
Name The Craftsman
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-188 is a volume of iridium metal hosting an effect that acts on a finite region around the object. With the exception of the regional effect, SCP-188 is, chemically and physically, an otherwise unremarkable sample of iridium metal. SCP-188 has a mass of 181.43 g and has been cast as a cylinder, with a radius of 1 cm and a length of 2.56 cm. SCP-188's current cylindrical shape is not its ori...

Hair-Imitating Parasite

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-189
Name Hair-Imitating Parasite
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-189 is a species of parasitic roundworm (tentative taxonomic classification [DATA EXPUNGED]) capable of infesting any mammalian life form. Infection most commonly occurs as a result of direct skin contact with one or more egg sacs. These egg sacs are covered with microscopic "hooks" similar to those on the cuticles of some species of nematode, which anchor the sacs to the skin's surface. Co...

A Prize Toybox

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-190
Name A Prize Toybox
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-190 is a carved wooden box banded with iron, measuring 50 cm x 70 cm x 35 cm. The lid is carved with a representation of a large circus tent with an open central panel, within which stands a figure dressed as a stereotypical ringmaster. The carvings on the sides consist of assorted animals typically associated with circuses, including lions, tigers, bears, elephants, and horses. These carvi...

Cyborg Child

Rating ★★★☆☆
Item # SCP-191
Name Cyborg Child
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-191 is a female human child, approximately █ years old. It is believed to have been a test subject of several experimental surgeries performed by the late Dr. █████ █████████ (see below). 1. 80% of the left half of the face and skull have been removed, with the eye and ear replaced by a complex transceiver system that allows it to receive and transmit not only visual and auditory input, but...

Flawless X-Ray Machine

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-192
Name Flawless X-Ray Machine
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-192 is a vacuum x-ray tube that forms the primary component of a diagnostic x-ray machine manufactured by ███████ on ██-██-20██, with diagnostic use commencing on █-██-20██. This machine was designated SCP-192-1. When an image is produced by a machine with SCP-192 inside, the area examined on the subject will be modified via unknown means to match the image eventually produced. This has the...

The Tissue Snail

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-193
Name The Tissue Snail
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-193-01 is consistent in external appearance with a box of ███████ brand facial tissue. The bottom folds of the box are abnormally complex, and house a previously unknown soft-bodied invertebrate. The creature's genetics suggest that it is a member of phylum Mollusca, but do not match any more specific known taxonomic classification. The "cardboard" of the box has proven to be a highly speci...

Thank You For Your Cooperation

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-194
Name Thank You For Your Cooperation
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-194 is a red-painted rowboat, designed to seat two people.

A "Medicinal Whiskey"

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-195
Name A "Medicinal Whiskey"
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-195 is a "medicinal whiskey" sold by a pair of traveling salesmen in the pre-Civil War South. Various historical sources agree that the "whiskey" was targeted primarily to the slavecatchers of that era, and was advertised as having "mind-enhancing" properties. These sources agree that the salesmen were often driven out of town when the side effects of their concoction were discovered, and w...

Time Paradox

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-196
Name Time Paradox
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-196 appears to be a middle-aged male, under two (2) meters tall, of African-American descent. He claims to be forty-seven years old. Subject has black hair and brown eyes. There are no abnormal physical characteristics. Subject displays all basic needs of a normal human being. Subject tested with an I.Q. of 109, well within normal parameters. Subject's psychological examination indicated th...

The Greenhouse

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-197
Name The Greenhouse
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-197 is a plant nursery and greenhouse located at ████ █ █████████, ████████, ██. Currently the site is abandoned, although previous containment procedures were to maintain the location as a nursery. Most of the anomalous properties of SCP-197 are located within the glass structure of the greenhouse, although research conducted at the time of the site's abandonment suggests that SCP-197 has ...

Cup of Joe

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-198
Name Cup of Joe
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-198 has taken numerous forms since coming into Foundation possession in 19██. Since acquisition, SCP-198 has been observed to have had dozens of different forms including a Styrofoam cup, █████████ brand glass beer bottle, ██████ and ████-████ brand aluminum soda cans, an oversized shot glass that read “One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor”, a plastic water bottle with a █████ lab...

Spy Ferns

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-199
Name Spy Ferns
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-199 is a species of fern within the Hymenophyllaceae family. SCP-199 is tangentially related to filmy ferns, but is more tolerant to temperature, humidity, pollution, and external damage. The rhizomes of the plants can attach to and grow on most solid surfaces. SCP-199’s appearance is similar of that of thallose liverworts, but its fronds are unique to its species. The fronds of SCP-199 wil...

Chrysalis

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-200
Name Chrysalis
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-200 is contained within a chrysalis measuring 172.4 cm in length from stem to tip, attached to a standard queen size bed frame and mattress. The chrysalis is a mottled brown in color, and analysis shows it to consist of several layers of silk, woven in such a way as to be coarse to the touch. The silk layers appear to be held together by [DATA EXPUNGED]. SCP-200 itself was last seen as a 13...

The Empty World

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-201
Name The Empty World
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-201 appears to be a very old piece of medical equipment, superficially resembling an IV stand, but with many other glass and metal items attached to it. SCP-201 stands 1.8 m (6 ft) tall and has a mass of 36.5 kg (80 lbs). The metal portions are made of steel and brass, and various parts are connected with rubber tubing. The two “IV bags” are porcelain and are open at the top. SCP-201 was re...

The Rewind Man

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-202
Name The Rewind Man
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-202 is an Asian-British male, 41 years of age, who performs all actions in reverse. He does not appear to age in reverse, but speaks, eats, walks, and performs all other actions opposite to what is considered normal. SCP-202 speaks in reverse English with a British accent. Recording his speech and playing it backwards at a 1:1 speed allows for normal communication. The subject asserts that ...

Tortured Iron Soul

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-203
Name Tortured Iron Soul
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-203 appears to at one time have been a Caucasian human male of indeterminate age. Subject is two and a half (2.5) meters tall (though it is theorized that the “skeletal” framework augments subject’s original height, as indicated by irregular musculature) and weighs approximately two-hundred (200) kilograms. The subject’s entire skeletal structure has been removed and replaced with a mechani...

The Protector

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-204
Name The Protector
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-204-1 is a semi-organic nano-machine colony that follows SCP-204-2 as a form of protector. SCP-204-1 spends the majority of its time in a dispersed cloud, where it is almost impossible to perceive with normal human senses. However, if SCP-204-2 is put into danger, or if SCP-204-2 commands it to, SCP-204-1 will instantaneously materialize into a solid, physical form. The exact shape and natu...

Shadow Lamps

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-205
Name Shadow Lamps
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-205 is a pair of flood lamps used in photography. The light emitted by each lamp behaves in a manner unique to SCP-205 and passes completely through any surface that is not colored white. Once the light contacts a white surface it scatters and reflects as normal and loses any unnatural properties. If the light continues uninterrupted through any matter, otherwise casting no shadow, each lam...

The Voyager

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-206
Name The Voyager
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-206 is a Martian exploratory rover (Designation - Invictus) launched on 12/08/20██ as part of a joint Russian Space Research Institute / European Space Agency effort. (Exact object specifications are listed in Document 206-AA1.) Despite a successful launch aboard a Soyuz-FG rocket, telemetry data was lost on 16/01/20██, roughly halfway to Mars. Attempts to re-establish communication failed,...

Cola Bottles

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-207
Name Cola Bottles
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-207 refers to a crate containing 24 Coca-Cola brand cola drinks. The bottles are designated SCP-207-A to -X. SCP-207-B is currently the active bottle for testing, and no other bottles are to be opened without authorisation from two Level 4 researchers. All bottles have been clearly labelled to aid identification. The liquid held inside these has been confirmed to be identical across all of ...

"Bes"

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-208
Name "Bes"
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-208 appears to be a short, stout man of Egyptian heritage, possessing a great deal of hair over much of his body. Along his brow is a mane similar to a lion's in shape and color, which grows down to a significant beard. SCP-208 typically wears an Egyptian tunic, similar to that of typical Old Kingdom military, although occasionally this is replaced by modern military fatigues. SCP-208 is ca...

The Sadist's Tumbler

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-209
Name The Sadist's Tumbler
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-209 appears to be a single-malt Scotch tumbler, 10 cm in height and with an 8 cm diameter at its widest point. The tumbler shows no manufacturer's marks, but does indicate signs of moderate to heavy use and light wear including a small chip missing from the rim. When not in the possession of a human subject, the tumbler contains approximately 88 to 91 ml (3 oz) of an unknown golden-brown, t...

Flooded House

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-210
Name Flooded House
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-210 is a two-story mansion flooded to a depth of 4.35 meters with an unknown fluid substance. The substance, designated SCP-210-01, possesses a refractive index nearly identical to water. This fluid is invisible from the outside of SCP-210 and does not flow out of SCP-210 if a door or window is opened. Any living creature that comes into contact with SCP-210-01 enters a sleep-like state and...

Paper-Covered Building

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-211
Name Paper-Covered Building
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-211 is a two-story building located in an abandoned district of ███████, IA. Records from ███████'s archives heavily suggest that the building was originally a middle-class dwelling, belonging to G██████ S███████████ (since deceased of natural cause). Since then, all furnishings have disappeared, save standard light fixtures and a radiator (pictured above). Note that several of these lights...

The Improver

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-212
Name The Improver
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-212 is a large medical device, with three large robotic arms. The arms have an extremely diverse array of attachments, but no storage area or power source has yet been found. Attachments slide into and out of the arms as needed, with over five hundred different attachments documented. SCP-212 is made of plastic, steel, and other common materials. In-depth analysis is pending, as any attempt...

Anti-Matter Parasite

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-213
Name Anti-Matter Parasite
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-213 is an adolescent humanoid male, 1.5 m tall, weighing 95 kg. SCP-213 is able to forcefully sever the bonds between atoms in any solid or semi-solid matter with physical contact. An intense flash of light is produced when doing so. SCP-213 can use any part of its body to manifest this effect, and has used it to disintegrate projectiles as they impact its body. Manifestation of this effect...

Hemotopian Virus

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-214
Name Hemotopian Virus
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-214 is male, age ██, formerly Agent █████ of the Foundation. Physical and mental changes were noted after investigation of Incident ███ at ██████ Public Library, MA. Containment of SCP-214 is detailed in [REDACTED]. A physical examination of SCP-214 shows the replacement of most bodily fluids, including but not limited to blood, vitreous humor, seminal fluid, and cerebrospinal fluid, with a...

Paranoia-Inducing Spectacles

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-215
Name Paranoia-Inducing Spectacles
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-215 is a pair of prescription glasses designed to correct myopic vision. When worn, SCP-215 induces a belief in the wearer that inanimate objects are sentient and capable of communication with the wearer. The severity of this delusion varies from wearer to wearer, but generally strengthens over time if SCP-215 is worn regularly, and in the worst cases manifests as a severe case of obsessive...

The Safe

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-216
Name The Safe
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-216 is a 35.6 cm (14 in) high iron safe with a multiple-dial combination lock. The lock has 7 dials each with numbers ranging from 0 to 9. The combination cannot be changed while the door is open. The weight of the device appears to fluctuate in an obtuse manner (see document 88-B). The door of SCP-216 can always be opened, but the accessible interior space appears to change depending on th...

The Clockwork Virus

Rating ★★★☆☆
Item # SCP-217
Name The Clockwork Virus
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-217 is a virus, incurable by current means, with a rate of infectivity at 100%. It affects all organisms in the kingdom Animalia, and can be spread via touch or contact with bodily fluid. SCP-217 is very hardy, and can survive for years outside the host body. The progress of the infection is very slow, with some subjects going several years before manifesting any symptoms. SCP-217 alters th...

Lamprey-Mass Organism

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-218
Name Lamprey-Mass Organism
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-218 is a predatory colonial organism weighing approximately 1800 kg, consisting of several hundred parasitic lampreys of the family Petromyzontidae, designated Petromyzon anomalis. Individual Petromyzon anomalis specimens average between 50 and 90 cm in length, and are similar in appearance to the common sea lamprey, (Petromyzon marinus) with the primary exception of complex ultraviolet-spe...

Resonance Engine

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-219
Name Resonance Engine
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-219 is a mechanical device consisting primarily of an array of pistons, driven by an electric motor which can be powered by attaching it to a separate generator. The entire machine is supported by a thorium alloy frame. The outer frame of each of SCP-219's pistons are also made primarily of the same thorium alloy. Attached to the outside of SCP-219 is an ████ IBM Desktop PC, keyboard, and m...

Two's Company

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-220
Name Two's Company
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-220 is a multiracial, English-speaking human male, aged 76 years as of 5/15/12. SCP-220 presents behaviors symptomatic of dissociative identity disorder, alternately referring to himself and behaving as one of two distinct identities. It is uncertain whether SCP-220 is affected by a psychological disorder or is deliberately playing the role of two persons. In SCP-220's public and private be...

Compulsion Tweezers

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-221
Name Compulsion Tweezers
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-221 is a pair of tweezers made out of gold, made in the 16th or 17th century. After subject testing it was noted that the damaged areas which had been used to gather material samples were smaller than they had been prior to the test. It is currently theorized that SCP-221 uses the minute amounts of gold in the human body to regenerate damage to itself. Subject testing revealed that SCP-221 ...

Clone Coffin

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-222
Name Clone Coffin
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-222 designates an area of tunnels in the Dolomites Mountains, near Aviano, Italy. The site is close to the Church of St. Gregory, and Aviano Air Force Base is also nearby. The tunnels are filled with carved stone coffins; one coffin in particular has unusual properties, and some portion of the tunnels is also involved. The carvings in the tunnels appear very old and of fairly good workmanship.

A Photo Album

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-223
Name A Photo Album
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-223 is a photo album, capable of holding thirty (30) photos, bound like a small hardcover book. The photos are attached to the pages with an unknown adhesive. It matches the appearance of a product made by ██████████ but lacks any brand label. “From danny with love” has been written on the back in blue ink. SCP-223 contains twenty-eight (28) photos, which chronicle an engaged couple’s vacat...

Grandfather Clock

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-224
Name Grandfather Clock
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-224 is a wooden grandfather clock, accented with a black lacquer and gold leaf. Markings, remotely observed, date its origin at the end of the 19th century. Though internal examination of its components has been done, the density and construction of its gears make method of function impossible to interpret. The hands of the clock do not move with any known consistency, though the tendency s...

Unstoppable and Immovable

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-225
Name Unstoppable and Immovable
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-225-1 and SCP-225-2 are shiny gray metallic spheres of unknown origin and composition, each with a diameter of 0.681 meters. SCP-225-1 appears stable and motionless, but is in fact moving in a geosynchronous path above Earth, at the exact speed of Earth's rotation, maintaining its relative position at all times. Gravity, magnetism, and all other forces tested have had no effect upon it; it ...

Puzzle Of Terror

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-226
Name Puzzle Of Terror
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-226 is a cardboard box, measuring roughly 30 cm x 20 cm x 4 cm. It has a lid that fits securely over the bottom half, as with any common puzzle box. The surface of the box is a deep black, with the word "fear" scrawled with white ink on the upper-right corner of its lid. Within the box are 1,000 cardboard puzzle pieces, each measuring roughly 2 centimeters in diameter, also considered SCP-2...

Complete Antikythera Mechanism

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-227
Name Complete Antikythera Mechanism
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-227 is a bronze clockwork device measuring 10 cm x 16 cm x 26 cm and weighing 5 kg. SCP-227 is somewhat similar in appearance to reconstructions of the "Antikythera Mechanism", an incomplete and heavily corroded Greek artifact thought to date from approximately 100 BCE. Unlike that artifact, SCP-227 was found intact and apparently fully functional. This is partly because SCP-227 was found o...

Psychiatric Diagnostic Tool

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-228
Name Psychiatric Diagnostic Tool
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-228 is a Polaroid photograph of variable appearance. It is apparent at this time that SCP-228 derives its subject matter from the subconscious mind of the viewer. The images produced are always visually clear, but vary in interpretive coherency. For example, one viewer may cause SCP-228 to manifest a clear portrait of that viewer's father, while another causes an image of a heart shaped obj...

Wire Weed

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-229
Name Wire Weed
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-229 appears to be a mass of wires and cables. Superficially, they appear to be raw copper wire, insulated Ethernet cable, phone cable, power lines, and many other forms of electrical cable. The current mass weighs 94 kg at last measurement. SCP-229 is tentatively identified as a form of silicon-based life. SCP-229 is a highly invasive parasite, attacking anything carrying even a low electri...

The Gayest Man Alive

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-230
Name The Gayest Man Alive
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description : SCP-230 is a male Caucasian with a lean build and gaunt appearance. SCP-230 is 185 cm (6 ft 1 in) tall, 68.04 kg (150 lbs), and appears to be in his early thirties. He wears bright clothing and prefers the colors pink and yellow. SCP-230 is a very cheerful individual who appears to be incapable of negative emotions. SCP-230 secretes a chemical similar in composition to heroin from his pores. ...

Special Personnel Requirements

Rating ★★★★★
Item # SCP-231
Name Special Personnel Requirements
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-231-7 is a █████ female between █ and ██ years of age, with [DATA EXPUNGED]. the King is in his courting clothes, the brides are in their beds. the unborn princes wait in sleep to raise their eager heads. SCP-231-1 through 7 were retrieved from ██████████, ██, following a police raid on a warehouse owned by an organization called the Children of the Scarlet King (see article on ██-██-████ i...

Jack Proton's Atomic Zapper

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-232
Name Jack Proton's Atomic Zapper
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-232 is a mass-produced children's toy of early 1950s manufacture, composed primarily of tin and a battery-powered electric light apparatus, with an exterior painted to resemble a laser gun of the type featured in popular science fiction of the early 20th century. A hinged section at the base of SCP-232's handle opens to accept two standard AA alkaline batteries. When batteries have been ins...

23-Sided Polyhedron

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-233
Name 23-Sided Polyhedron
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-233 is a 23-sided polyhedron, each face being made up of both an equilateral triangle and a straight line simultaneously. Because of the space-time altering nature of the object, the exact physical makeup of the object cannot be emulated in three-dimensional or two-dimensional form. SCP-233 has the unusual property of altering the laws of mathematics in its vicinity, causing rounding errors...

Extradimensional Fish

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-234
Name Extradimensional Fish
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-234 is a species of organism of presumed extradimensional origin resembling fish measuring approximately 25 mm in length. SCP-234 does not appear to have any eyes or light-sensitive organs, but navigates via a highly evolved sense of echolocation. It maintains buoyancy via a gas-filled organ similar to a swim bladder which allows it to float in the air, and exhibits behavior consistent with...

Phonographic Records

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-235
Name Phonographic Records
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-235 appear to be shellac phonograph records of the type commonly produced in the late 1920s. Each instance of SCP-235 has a white label with the title in black lettering. Each record contains a different song. They are as follows: SCP-235-4 has no label and contains a song that has not been identified. The tune has no lyrics, and is a slow, mournful dirge. Each instance of SCP-235 creates a...

Mimic "Crabs"

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-236
Name Mimic "Crabs"
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-236 appears to be a swarm of near-microscopic crabs. Individuals match no known form of crustacean, and elements of their physiology appear to point to an artificial origin (See Document █████████████████). SCP-236 appears to operate under a form of collective intelligence or “hive mind”. This intelligence appears to grow when individual SCP-236 are in close proximity, and dissipate when th...

Self-Made Man

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-237
Name Self-Made Man
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-237 is the collective designation of the physical remains of SCP-237-1, and of the set of instances of SCP-237-2 which it created. Prior to being taken into Foundation custody, SCP-237-1 appeared to be a human male of Japanese ethnicity, with falsified identity documents indicating an age of 24 years. It manifested the anomalous ability to endow instances of SCP-237-2 with sapience, sensori...

Building Complex

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-238
Name Building Complex
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-238 is an enormous underground facility, with a single entrance on the island Shmidta to the extreme north of Russia. Tunnel networks have been shown to extend for thousands of kilometers, with major "Junctions" under [DATA EXPUNGED]. "Oceanic Junctions" have also been observed to include several connections to [DATA EXPUNGED]. When originally found, the entrance was sealed behind a massive...

The Witch Child

Rating ★★★☆☆
Item # SCP-239
Name The Witch Child
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-239 appears to be an 8-year-old girl, 1 meter in height and 20 kilograms in weight. Subject has shoulder-length blond hair. Upon closer inspection, the subject's eyes "shimmer" a gray-green shade. Subject seems to emit a previously undiscovered form of radiation, which has been named ███████████. These waves seem to be harmless in low concentrations but in higher concentrations they could b...

Breath-Powered Flying Machine

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-240
Name Breath-Powered Flying Machine
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-240 is a vehicle capable of air travel. It is constructed from a wooden rod which the operator sits in the middle of, a mouthpiece connected to a pipe device, and a large canvas sack, which contains a porthole for exhaust fumes to exit. The words "Morsum Kite" have been painted on spot the operator is intended to sit on. The words "From many, comes might" are sown into the canvas. When acti...

Good Home Cooking

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-241
Name Good Home Cooking
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-241 appears as a normal book, 33 cm x 23 cm x 3.5 cm, entitled Good Home Cooking. The cover of SCP-241 is a red and white checkerboard pattern, with the title in simple black letters on the front and spine. When open, SCP-241 contains 99 recipes, sorted into typical sections of a cookbook. Many of these recipes include a picture of the dish that is invariably appetizing, and a small percent...

Self "Cleaning" Pool

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-242
Name Self "Cleaning" Pool
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-242 is a swimming pool approximately 4.5 m wide by 9 m long with a depth ranging from 1 m deep on both ends to 1.5 m deep in the center and a total volume of approximately 53,000 liters. It has a dual waterfall feature, an in-pool vacuum unit, and stairs on one end. Any substance when placed into the pool will eventually be transmuted into sterile water which will remain sterile even after ...

Animation

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-243
Name Animation
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-243 is a mass of small dry-cell batteries, all fused at their negative terminals into an ellipsoid approximately 30 cm long by 10 cm diameter. The arrangement is semi-fluid: the batteries may be rearranged by applying gentle pressure, though it is far more difficult to remove them from the central cylinder. SCP-243's unusual properties manifest when an Eligible Group of objects is brought i...

Ice Fog Jar

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-244
Name Ice Fog Jar
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-244-1 is a Tunisian-style earthenware jar, made of common ceramics mixed with traces of [DATA EXPUNGED] and decorated with silver filigree. The inside of SCP-244-1 always has an internal temperature of -37℃ and a 125% humidity, regardless of external conditions; persons handling SCP-244-1 invariably describe it as cold to the touch. SCP-244-1 includes a cap of identical make and style to th...

SCP-RPG

Rating ★★★☆☆
Item # SCP-245
Name SCP-RPG
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description Please see SCP-245-1.zip for information relating to SCP-245. Notice: SCP-245-1 will only run on a system utilizing OSCP or the Windows operating system.

Prophetic Projector

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-246
Name Prophetic Projector
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-246 is a 16-millimeter film projector. When activated, SCP-246's projection lamp lights up and the reels begin turning. When the projector is pointed at a screen or other white surface, a film appears, even though SCP-246's film (hereafter referred to as SCP-246-01) does not pass in front of the projection lamp. The film feeder has been welded shut, making any attempt to load SCP-246-01 int...

A Harmless Kitten

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-247
Name A Harmless Kitten
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-247 is a Bengal tiger (Panthera tigris tigris; adult female) which, to all observers, appears to be a harmless cat (Felis catus; juvenile female) with an orange-and-black striped coat resembling that of a tiger. Remote feeds and still photos also show this illusion, although it is unknown whether the photo itself is affected or merely the observer. SCP-247's true nature has been confirmed b...

110%

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-248
Name 110%
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-248 is a twenty-five (25) page booklet of stickers, each reading "110%" with a small pressed imprint of the words "The Factory" in the bottom right corner. The booklet itself is 7.5 cm in height and 15 cm in length. Each page of SCP-248 contains two (2) of the stickers, making a total of what would be fifty (50), but circumstances before its discovery have left only forty-nine (49) stickers...

The Random Door

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-249
Name The Random Door
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-249 appears to be a windowless door, covered in a faded white paint. It was first found in a house located within the small town of ██████. When opened, SCP-249 does not lead to the other side of the doorway, but to a random door within eight hundred and fifty (850) meters. Items that go through SCP-249 are teleported to that other door, regardless of what may be between the door and SCP-24...

Most of an Allosaurus

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-250
Name Most of an Allosaurus
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-250 is the animate fossil skeleton of an allosaur (originally identified as Allosaurus fragilis; however, an incomplete scientific article found in the personal effects of paleontologist Dr █████████ indicates that this classification may have been erroneous). It consists of 153 disarticulated bones, and 14 plaster-and-fiberglass replacements, held together and animated by an unknown force....

The Deceptive Snow Globe

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-251
Name The Deceptive Snow Globe
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description Origin unknown. SCP-251 consistently appears to be a small snow globe. Attached is a series of photographs taken of the same artifact over time. This indicates that the snow globe is at least partially animate. However, when viewed directly by multiple people, there is no apparent movement except by a perpetual "blizzard". SCP-251 has not been moved since its arrival at Site-19, but the "snowfl...

Humboldt Squid

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-252
Name Humboldt Squid
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-252 is a sub-species of Dosidicus gigas. Mature specimens are noticeably smaller than average, reaching no more than 1 m in length and weighing a maximum of 40 kg. Dissection shows the absence of an ink sac and an increased density of chromatophores (approx. 20 times the normal adult average). Behavior is identical in most ways to mundane specimens, except when hunting or threatened. When a...

The Cancer Plague

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-253
Name The Cancer Plague
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-253 is a cluster of undifferentiated human cells, matching the physiological traits of cancer. As per cancerous cells, cultured samples of SCP-253 will grow indefinitely if given an adequate source of nutrition. SCP-253 is contagious, able to pass from human to human, as well as to some animal species. SCP-253 is not an airborne contagion, but physical contact with surface neoplasms on infe...

Employee of the Month

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-254
Name Employee of the Month
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-254 is a rectangular wooden plaque measuring 22 cm x 30 cm and weighing approximately 1.5 kg. On the front of the plaque is an empty brass picture holder, as well as a printed metal plate with a black background and gold-colored letters reading “Employee of the Month.” Affixed to the back of the plaque is a standard hanging device. SCP-254 was discovered in the rubble of a Texaco gas statio...

Base Eleven Disorder

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-255
Name Base Eleven Disorder
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-255 is an anomalous infectious phenomenon of extraterrestrial origin, manifesting in most living subjects as a neurological disorder with varying symptoms. Eligible carriers of SCP-255 have thus far been observed to be organisms possessing a cerebral cortex with approximately ≥5.4 billion neurons. Experimentation has determined that species capable of contracting SCP-255 include humans, chi...

Trapped in the Typewriter

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-256
Name Trapped in the Typewriter
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description Moved to Site 76 on 03-02-2007. SCP-256 is similar to a typewriter in most respects, except that the keys are fixed in position, rather than connected to levers, and instead of a rollbar and most of the machinery that should be present, two concave copper discs stand on either end, facing inward, 38 cm (15 in) apart. While invisible to the naked eye, EM readings show that a significant electric...

Professor William Woodsworth’s Collection of Curiosi

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-257
Name Professor William Woodsworth’s Collection of Curiosi
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description : SCP-257 is an abandoned zoological garden and park located in ████████, United Kingdom. The zoo itself, described as a "Collection of Curiosities" is named for a William Woodsworth, billed as “the greatest explorer and naturalist this side of Reality 12/3.14.” According to promotional materials found within SCP-257, the zoo was founded in 1899 to “educate the gentlemen and ladies of England a...

Weeping Frog

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-258
Name Weeping Frog
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-258 was recovered from ██████████, Maine after parents of local schoolchildren reported that stories of a 'sad bouncy frog' their children had been spreading were true. Agent F███ confirmed the nature of the object and Foundation personnel replaced it with a replica without incident. SCP-258 appears to be a simple bouncing playground rider, seemingly designed to fit children of elementary s...

The Weisenglass Spiral

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-259
Name The Weisenglass Spiral
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-259 is a fractal image known as "The Weisenglass Spiral". A completed rendering of SCP-259 acts as an Einstein-Rosen Bridge, opening a portal to an unknown location. The locations accessed appear to vary depending on the size and orientation of the rendered image, and have included: An area filled with superheated plasma (estimated temperature 20,000,000 Kelvin). See Incident K-259-1. An ar...

The Tracking Stone

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-260
Name The Tracking Stone
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-260 appears to be a small clastic rock whose exact composition is unknown. It possesses phenocryst-like formations that identify it as a form of igneous breccia. On one of the larger and smoother portions of the surface is inscribed the name of a human, transliterated into Cyrillic, which changes over time at well-defined intervals. SCP-260 maintains continuous motion along a geodesic acros...

Pan-Dimensional Vending

Rating ★★★★☆
Item # SCP-261
Name Pan-Dimensional Vending
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-261 appears to be a large black vending machine with no front glass panel, and a small keypad on the right side. SCP-261 was recovered in Yokohama, Japan. SCP-261 was brought to the Foundation’s attention after investigation of an “urban legend” about a “magic vending machine” that was circulating on the internet. SCP-261 was found in a back alley behind a large shopping center, with a hand...

A Coat of Many Arms

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-262
Name A Coat of Many Arms
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-262 is a light brown, European military-style greatcoat from a period between the late 1500s to the early 1900s. It is without any specific designations or markings, leading researchers to believe it was an original archetype sample, intended to be submitted to military officials for approval as part of a new uniform design. The pattern was either rejected or lost because it was never imple...

"Cash or Ash"

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-263
Name "Cash or Ash"
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-263 is a black and white television, bearing the logo of the "THOMSON" company. It matches no known model of television, but has a similar style and construction to televisions built in the year 1961. SCP-263 is fully intact, but has sustained minor cosmetic damage to the screen and frame. SCP-263 has been observed to function even when not connected to a power outlet. When switched on, the...

Skeleton Temple

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-264
Name Skeleton Temple
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-264 is a skeleton of humanoid appearance, estimated at two meters in height. Its skull is slightly elongated, and two metal protrusions extend from either kneecap. SCP-264's torso and upper pelvis have either been replaced by, or consists of, a structure, composed of an unknown metallic substance, that resembles a temple of unknown origin. The structure is composed of several layers of balc...

Black Volga

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-265
Name Black Volga
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-265 appears to be a Series 1 GAZ M21 Volga automobile, devoid of any license plating, logos, or other identifying marks. It is painted black with white-rimmed wheels and appears to be in pristine condition, regardless of environment. Some accounts note that it has white curtains in all but the front windows. Note that the production of the GAZ M21 ceased in 1970, with Series 1 being produce...

Will o' the Wisp

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-266
Name Will o' the Wisp
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-266 is a number of free-floating masses of gaseous material, possessing a natural luminescence which exists as a bright purple or red glow. In most cases, SCP-266 feels cold to the touch, and exerts an endothermic effect on its immediate surroundings. Despite having no obvious nervous system, SCP-266 appears to react to stimuli and has been observed to learn certain habits based upon its ex...

Tumorvore

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-267
Name Tumorvore
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-267 are hairless, sightless, carnivorous rodents highly adapted for subterranean life in eusocial colonies. A single nest is currently contained in the ███████████ cave formations in █████████, █████████. SCP-267 is biologically similar to Heterocephalus glaber, but represents a distinct subspecies. Members of an SCP-267 colony spend the vast majority of their lives underground. They lack e...

Cap of Neglect

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-268
Name Cap of Neglect
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-268 is a tweed-wool newsboy cap. The design and make seem to be of Irish origin. Due to the style and fabric, it is estimated to have been created in the late 1800's to early 1900's, though fiber analysis is inconclusive. The only markings on the cap are a small label with writing in Middle Irish, reading "The Garden is the Serpent's Place." However, there are various indications that this ...

Dialysis Bracelet

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-269
Name Dialysis Bracelet
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-269 is an unmarked bracelet composed of red jade approximately 11 cm in diameter in its inactive state. SCP-269 exhibits unusual resilience as all attempts at obtaining a sample have failed to date, as well as constantly maintaining a temperature of approximately 36°C regardless of ambient room temperature. When placed on the wrist or ankle of a living human subject, SCP-269 contracts to fi...

Secluded Telephone

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-270
Name Secluded Telephone
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-270 is a nondescript black phone of mid-20th century make. There were no human populations exceeding ██ people per ████ square meters within a █████ radius of the location of discovery, and SCP-270 itself was well hidden by surrounding native vegetation. The unusual properties of SCP-270 were apparent upon discovering that the power cord extended an indefinite length into the soil directly ...

Inscribed Disc

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-271
Name Inscribed Disc
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-271 is a small disk, composition unknown but metallic in nature, a little more than 4 cm in diameter, and engraved with a number of symbols that may or may not represent an unknown alphabet. These symbols are infectious to their environment over time, gradually appearing as if invisibly carved into nearby objects. They are capable of escaping through any hole, however minute, but have been ...

An Old Iron Nail

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-272
Name An Old Iron Nail
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-272 is an iron nail, approximately 11.5 cm long, resembling ancient designs. Covering every flat surface are engravings of unknown cultural origin. The engravings have been described as “captivating, but scary” in a majority of staff interviewed. The nature of the object becomes apparent when it is dropped onto the shadow of an individual. The nail will bury itself exactly 2/3 of its length...

Human Phoenix

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-273
Name Human Phoenix
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-273 resembles a middle-aged woman of Indian descent. DNA samples and medical tests indicate SCP-273 conforms to human normal in all other respects, despite the subject's abnormalities. SCP-273 feels no need to eat or drink, but is perfectly capable of doing so. SCP-273 has generally shown willing compliance and cooperation with the Foundation's containment and requests. SCP-273 suffers from...

Graffito

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-274
Name Graffito
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-274 is a paint of variable color. Buildings inflicted with SCP-274 appear to have large amounts of graffiti covering the sides of the building, and often have large, disturbing designs to them (see addendum-274). While its consistency is that of normal paint, its composition reveals it to be 28% hemoglobin, 12% gastric acid, and 60% common components consistent with Krylon brand spray paint...

Ironskin

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-275
Name Ironskin
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-275 is a woman who cannot be physically damaged by any means available to the Foundation. Subject is of apparently Middle-Eastern origin and claims to have grown up 'somewhere in the Ottoman Empire', but to have been a homeless orphan with no memories before the age of approximately ten. Subject claims to be one hundred and sixty-eight (168) years of age, despite appearing to be in her mid-...

Time Schooner

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-276
Name Time Schooner
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-276 has a variable shape, size, and mass, but always appears to be a nautical vessel of make and model relevant to whatever era it exists in. Currently, it takes the form of a large sailing schooner, 92.93 m (304.9 ft) in length and weighing 1360 metric tonnes. Under normal conditions, SCP-276 operates as a standard sailing vessel, capable of achieving 16.2 knots at optimal conditions, rega...

Chalkland

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-277
Name Chalkland
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-277 is a moderately populated town in ████, █████. The principal anomaly within SCP-277 are apparitions found throughout the area that seem to be images projected from children’s thoughts, or imagination. These are collectively referred to as SCP-277-1. Incidents of SCP-277-1 appear as figures ‘drawn’ in white outlines, with no physical substantiality of their own. The size, ‘style’ in whic...

A Large Mechanical Spider

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-278
Name A Large Mechanical Spider
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-278 is a large mechanical robot made of steel, iron, and banyan wood, strongly resembling Idiops barkudensis, a type of Indian arachnid. Clear signs that SCP-278 has been "upgraded" or "modernized" recently have been found. Core mechanisms and frame of the body are dated back some 150 years to the [EXPUNGED] period. Many new engineering components have been added by unknown parties. Hydraul...

Meandering Man

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-279
Name Meandering Man
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-279 appears to be a man in his early forties, of unremarkable appearance and dress. SCP-279 does not respond to any form of external stimuli, and has not been observed to deviate from a standard neutral expression. SCP-279 has been reported to spontaneously disappear and reappear throughout D███, presenting unusual difficulties to agents required to monitor it. SCP-279 seemingly spends the ...

Eyes in the Dark

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-280
Name Eyes in the Dark
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-280 is a black human-shaped mass with two large white eyes on the head and two hands with very long and thin fingers. No feet or legs are visible, as the lower portion of the body appears to fade away several centimeters from the ground. SCP-280 appears to be wholly composed of matter that can gain or lose corporeal form. This matter is very black, with only the eyes showing any other color...

The Snooze Alarm

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-281
Name The Snooze Alarm
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-281 is a makeshift device measuring approximately 25 cm x 35 cm x 20 cm. Built into the device is a high capacity lithium-ion laptop battery to provide power. In addition, the object incorporates a variety of components from such diverse sources as a Philips brand alarm clock, a digital kitchen timer of unknown make and model, a NEC PC-8201a portable computer and a USB keypad (brand unknown...

Ritual Devil Sticks

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-282
Name Ritual Devil Sticks
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-282 is a children’s toy recovered from the Truk Atoll in Micronesia. SCP-282 is in the shape of a set of devil or juggling sticks, apparently made from locally available materials. Historical/cultural sources show that SCP-282 was originally used by natives of its island of origin as part of an elaborate annual ritual (known as █████ ██████, literally translated as “He Moves”) to bring good...

A Rock That Falls Sideways

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-283
Name A Rock That Falls Sideways
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description For all intents and purposes, SCP-283 is an ordinary rock, slightly mottled and worn from age and collisions, made of dark gray granite. It weighs just over 1 kg and is 10 cm in length. However, instead of following the usual route of gravity, SCP-283 is pulled in the direction of exact magnetic East. Close study reveals that SCP-283 is, in fact, falling around the Earth as well as being affect...

The Twins

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-284
Name The Twins
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-284-1 and SCP-284-2 are twins born █/██/████ in ████████, Illinois. Though they appear to be normal, they are dizygotic twins who share a single functional brain. SCP-284-1 is female, 1.72 meters tall, containing the left side of the brain. SCP-284-2 is male, 1.79 meters tall, containing the right side of the brain. The portions that are not associated with either lobe are [DATA REDACTED]. ...

A Hack Job

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-285
Name A Hack Job
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-285 is an anomalous humanoid entity with no defined shape or internal structure, the exception being SCP-285-A, which consistently manifests itself on the object's back. SCP-285's body changes sporadically, with no pattern among the alterations; despite the trauma SCP-285 incurs as a result of this bodily mutation, it will not at any point display signs of homeostatic distress. Subject clai...

The Brothers' Game

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-286
Name The Brothers' Game
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-286 is a carved stone game board, measuring 83cm on a side. It bears markings consistent with the Chinese game of Liubo (六博).1 Based on artifacts found with SCP-286 during recovery, SCP-286 has been dated to at least the Shang Dynasty2, though all attempts to date the carvings directly have been inconclusive. Analysis of SCP-286’s composition has shown high concentrations of iron and nickel...

Clark's Third Favorite Sword

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-287
Name Clark's Third Favorite Sword
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-287 is a Viking arming sword, measuring 78cm from pommel to tip and weighing 1077g. SCP-287 is in a state of significant decay due to exposure to outside elements for anywhere from 900 to 1100 years. SCP-287 was found in ██████, Iceland, alongside several written records. (See Discovery Log) SCP-287 is comprised primarily of iron, with several potentially anomalous components incorporated i...

The "Stepford Marriage" Rings

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-288
Name The "Stepford Marriage" Rings
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-288 consists of a women's engagement ring (hereafter referred to as SCP-288-1) and matching men's band (hereafter referred to as SCP-288-2), both silver in appearance, the ring containing a small diamond. They are relatively plain, and bear no marks as to their origin or make, but staff routinely describe them as seeming like "very nice wedding rings, if a little plain." They are completely...

Inertial Amplifier

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-289
Name Inertial Amplifier
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-289 is an irregularly shaped mass of hematite (Fe2O3), with analysis showing trace amounts of aluminum, phosphorous, [DATA EXPUNGED], and water. SCP-289 has the unique property of intensifying the effects of inertia over objects in a 1.6 m radius over time. Objects that remain immobile will become more and more difficult to move, while objects maintaining a constant speed will become very d...

The Picasso Machine

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-290
Name The Picasso Machine
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-290 is a hollow metallic sphere 3 m in diameter, with a circular opening of diameter 90 cm cut into one side. This sphere is welded to four metal posts 50 cm in height. Scans have shown that SCP-290 is composed of a combination of aluminium and [DATA EXPUNGED], many of which do not match any known atomic structure. All attempts to take samples of the metal for more detailed analysis have fa...

Disassembler/Reassembler

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-291
Name Disassembler/Reassembler
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-291 was located in [DATA EXPUNGED]. SCP-291 resembles a small building in structure, a nearly featureless steel box measuring 10.5 m x 30.2 m at the base, and 15 m tall. On one of the narrow sides, there is a large door (5 m wide) that opens upwards, similar to a garage door, composed of metal slats a few inches high each. There is no handle on the exterior of the door, and while closed, al...

Egg Timer of Déjà Vu

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-292
Name Egg Timer of Déjà Vu
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-292 is a sixty-second brass hourglass, 10 cm tall. When all its sand is at the bottom and SCP-292 is flipped over, only two outcomes have ever been observed: either the sand runs out normally after one minute, or SCP-292 is knocked over on its side. (If SCP-292 is knocked over, anomalous properties do not again manifest until all the sand in SCP-292 is in one bulb.) At no time has SCP-292 e...

Obsession

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-293
Name Obsession
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-293 is currently held to be some form of intangible force or presence. Questions have been raised regarding a possible intelligence behind SCP-293 in light of subject’s reactions; however, these are still unfounded. SCP-293 is most visible in its effect on human behavior, and is only detectable in very advanced cases as a very slight auditory disturbance. This lack of presence forms the maj...

The Coffee Machine

Rating ★★★★★
Item # SCP-294
Name The Coffee Machine
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description Item SCP-294 appears to be a standard coffee vending machine, the only noticeable difference being an entry touchpad with buttons corresponding to an English QWERTY keyboard. Upon depositing fifty cents US currency into the coin slot, the user is prompted to enter the name of any liquid using the touchpad. Upon doing so, a standard 12-ounce paper drinking cup is placed and the liquid indicated ...

Cauterpillers

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-295
Name Cauterpillers
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-295 is a number of caterpillars resembling Syntomeida epilais in appearance. A single specimen of SCP-295 is capable of creating an unidentifiable substance, which has several unique qualities attributed to it. SCP-295 possesses similar physical attributes to a common caterpillar, with a notable exception being SCP-295’s incredible speed when in pursuit of sustenance. When flammable materia...

Armed Containment Site-03

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-296
Name Armed Containment Site-03
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description Upon examination of the blast crater occupying ACS-03's previous location, a stone channel was discovered in the crater's geometric center. The stone is of an unknown composition, and was utterly unaffected by the detonations of the fail-safe devices utilized by Emergency Protocol XT-████. It is unknown whether the structure designated SCP-296 existed prior to the annihilation of ACS-03's previ...

"Steely Dan"

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-297
Name "Steely Dan"
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-297 is a transparent plastic vibrator, approximately 30 cm in length, 5 cm in width. Examination has determined that the internal structure has been heavily altered, and that the standard 6 V power supply has been converted into what appears to be a micronized nuclear reactor powered by a small quantity of plutonium. In addition, the standard power/intensity controls have been altered from ...

The Blood Organ

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-298
Name The Blood Organ
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-298 is a chamber organ of indeterminate manufacture. It is believed to have been created sometime in the 1400s, in the then Holy Roman Empire. As per all pipe organs created before 1450, it has no stop controls. It is unknown if SCP-298 has possessed the unexplained physical effects from playing it for the duration of its existence, or if an unknown event altered it at some time in the past...

Infectious Tree

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-299
Name Infectious Tree
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-299 is an arboriform organism characterised by black, sharp-pointed branches. Closer inspection reveals that each instance of SCP-299 is connected to neighbouring trees by its roots. Prolonged contact converts these neighboring trees into another instance of SCP-299; this is SCP-299's only known method of reproduction.

"A World in a Bottle"

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-300
Name "A World in a Bottle"
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-300 consists of an antique glass perfume bottle (SCP-300-1) containing approximately 2.4 cc of an unidentified colorless liquid (SCP-300-2). When a single drop of SCP-300-2 is extracted from SCP-300-1 and the drop is viewed through a standard optical microscope, an animated scene becomes visible. While no two drops have shown precisely the same scene, these scenes generally take the form of...

Teleporter

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-301
Name Teleporter
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-301 is an anomalous region roughly three meters in diameter located in the middle of ██████████ National Park. Whenever physical matter enters SCP-301, it temporarily disappears from existence. Following a delay of variable length, the matter that had entered SCP-301 will appear in another location. The duration of this time delay is variable, with a minimum length of ██ seconds and a maxim...

Ant Sculpture

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-302
Name Ant Sculpture
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-302 is a small tin sculpture with a bronze/patina finish depicting two ants carrying a leaf. Whenever a human makes direct skin contact with the artifact, they will invariably find a single, small, relatively harmless ant on their person within (2) hours. This ant may belong to any of several different small ant species, and its appearance rarely causes much alarm. It is of note that in all...

The Doorman

Rating ★★★☆☆
Item # SCP-303
Name The Doorman
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description Witnesses describe SCP-303 as a nude, sexless, emaciated humanoid figure with reddish-brown skin. Instead of normal facial features, its head is dominated by an extremely large mouth, which bears a set of oversized human teeth. It continually vocalizes a wheezing noise, loud enough to be heard from the other side of most solid doors. All individuals who have had encounters with SCP-303 are capa...

The Signal

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-304
Name The Signal
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-304 is a radio signal at the ██████ GHz frequency which has been transmitting a list of names and their associated titles since its discovery in 196█. The data within is a list of world leaders, which appears to be in chronological order. The signal begins in Morse Code with "King William IV" and proceeds down a list of English monarchs, American presidents and other leaders. SCP-304's form...

The Whisperer

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-305
Name The Whisperer
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-305 is a rock formation of approximately humanoid size and shape. Remote recordings of SCP-305 show that it remains stationary at all times, even when interacting with human subjects. When viewed by a sentient observer, SCP-305 appears to be a mobile, animate humanoid of indeterminate sex. This manifestation is formed of cracked rock similar to SCP-305’s physical form, and while it is facel...

The Frogs

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-306
Name The Frogs
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-306 is a fungus related to the genus Trichophyton. SCP-306 can infect humans through inhalation of spores or by skin to skin contact. Initial symptoms of infection can include coughing and sneezing, and skin lesions. Lesions caused by SCP-306 display a morphology similar to benign papillomas (warts), and reach full size after approximately two (2) days. Lesions are prone to shedding, after ...

Carnivorous Ivy

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-307
Name Carnivorous Ivy
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-307 is a creeping vine, similar in appearance to the common English ivy (Hedera helix), save for the presence of greenish thorns on the stems, and the tendency of the leaves to exhibit a purple hue. The vine puts down roots approximately every 30.5 cm (12 in). The roots can penetrate any porous material, but not metal. Any part of the plant not connected to a root system is to be considered...

Aztec Burial Sarcophagus

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-308
Name Aztec Burial Sarcophagus
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-308 is an ornate funerary casing of Aztec origin, dated ~500 years old with dimensions 1.8 m x 0.9 m x 1.2 m. It was found at the ███████ archaeological excavation among similar (though mundane) artifacts in a temple complex. SCP-308 is covered in Nahuatl pictographs consistent with ceremonial practices of its time, though unusual in the care and expense devoted to them. Under normal condit...

Plush Toy

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-309
Name Plush Toy
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-309 is a small, plush stuffed animal that looks as if it has been turned completely inside out. Golden-orange fur is present along the seams, while a small amount of cotton stuffing and two protruding eyes are visible on the head. The interior of SCP-309 is understuffed with cotton, giving it a flexible and cuddly feel. SCP-309 has no effect on inanimate objects; however, contact with livin...

Eternal Flame

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-310
Name Eternal Flame
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-310 is a 157 mm tall white candle, composed of apparently standard tallow. SCP-310 is an unmarked 33 mm diameter cylinder with tapered tip, out of which emerges 7 mm of wick. When not immersed in an oxygen-free medium, the wick produces a steady 24 mm tall flame. This flame can be extinguished through most conventional means: removal of oxygen, immersion in non-flammable fluid, application ...

Tactile Displacement Gloves

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-311
Name Tactile Displacement Gloves
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description : SCP-311 is a pair of plain black gloves. They exhibit extreme flexibility which allows them to fit every hand size tested. Object was recovered from █████████ ██████, a professed "voodoo" practitioner implicated in several suspicious murders in ███████████. Following the incident, the body and all the subject's belongings, including the gloves, were appropriated by the Foundation for containm...

Atmospheric Jellyfish

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-312
Name Atmospheric Jellyfish
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-312 is an organism composed of very thin tissue layers and filled with atmospheric gases at a slightly higher temperature than the surrounding air. It typically floats approximately ███ meters above the ground, although it will vary this in order to maintain its position relative to prey. SCP-312 is capable of creating a small lenticular cloud around itself by releasing water vapor and mani...

Powerful Hand Dryer

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-313
Name Powerful Hand Dryer
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-313 is identical in appearance and marking to a World Dryer Corp Model A electric hand dryer. The object measures 25 cm x 24 cm x 21 cm. Its casing is painted white steel, with a polished stainless steel nozzle and button. Internal workings are consistent with Model A specifications. However, despite this veneer of normalcy, SCP-313 has two significantly anomalous qualities – first and fore...

Motion-Seeking Blade

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-314
Name Motion-Seeking Blade
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-314 is a 0.97 m long, 0.21 m thick obelisk which is highly reflective and metallic in appearance, with tapered edges that are apparently sharpened to a molecular level. No material has ever been recovered from SCP-314. The object is capable of levitation and extremely swift motion, although it lacks any visible means of locomotion. Although research does not indicate any true intelligence, ...

The Recorded Man

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-315
Name The Recorded Man
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description Object consists of a set of ninety-five (95) standard 8.5 GB recordable DVD-format discs, arranged in a stack on a black plastic spindle. Examination of the label side of each disc reveals no manufacturer's name. Printed into each matte label is the title "PoC 1/1". Beneath this, each disc carries a unique symbol or glyph. No two discs carry the same symbol. On examination of the data side of t...

Color-Draining Light

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-316
Name Color-Draining Light
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-316 is a bronze, aged carbide lamp. The casing corresponds to no manufactured models and appears to be homemade. The bulb is ordinary, and can be replaced without impeding the function of SCP-316. Internal circuitry of SCP-316 is constructed of an unknown metal, rather than copper. The casing has a battery compartment which takes two D batteries. SCP-316 does not function unless two D batte...

Cretaceous Physicist

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-317
Name Cretaceous Physicist
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-317-1 is the cadaver of a sapient reptilian entity tentatively identified as a previously-unknown species of pachycephalosaurid. Subject was bipedal, female, and 3 m tall, and wore clothing made from synthetic polymers; subject also wore corrective lenses. Subject was largely herbivorous, and had prehensile digits. Subject's metabolism was adapted to a higher atmospheric oxygen content, and...

Soul Press

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-318
Name Soul Press
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-318 appears similar to a small version of a crude rotary printing press, with a great deal of additional machinery attached at various locations. The device is composed primarily of a variety of hardwoods, with metallic parts made from brass, bronze, cast or wrought iron, copper, steel, and aluminum. SCP-318 in its entirety is approximately 3.5 m wide, 6 m long, and 2 m tall. A more complet...

A Curious Device

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-319
Name A Curious Device
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-319 is a mechanical device constructed circa 1894, consisting primarily of 12 interlocking rings assembled in an 8-meter diameter spherical formation, allowing a clockwork mechanism, driven by electric motors, to rotate each ring separately on each axis. The purpose of the assembly appears to be the precise placement of 12 instances of SCP-319-1 in relation to each other. The assembly has b...

Higgs Field Acceleration Manipulator

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-320
Name Higgs Field Acceleration Manipulator
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-320 is a small glass sphere which affects normal Euclidean space when accelerated along any line of motion. The ball of glass itself is just over 10.4 cm (4.1 in) in diameter and just 31.2 grams (1.1 ounces). Light refraction experiments and computed tomography scans have proven that SCP-320 does contain a hollow vacuum. No physical tests have been able to explain why SCP-320 reacts with sp...

Child of Man

Rating ★★★☆☆
Item # SCP-321
Name Child of Man
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-321 is a human female, born on July 4, 18██. SCP-321 is currently 3.1 meters tall, and weighs approximately 110 kilograms. Subject is devoid of melanins in hair, eyes, and skin. It is incapable of speech, but can still vocalise, and has proven to have problems with spacial recognition and awareness. SCP-321 has displayed a low degree of intellect, and has problems adjusting to new situation...

"Grow Your Own Castle" Kit

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-322
Name "Grow Your Own Castle" Kit
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-322 is a cardboard box, 60 cm (24 in) in width, 30 cm (12 in) in height, and 15 cm (6 in) in depth, with the words "Grow Your Own Castle Kit" and a stylized cartoon similar to those in circulation in the 1950's. The box contains a small, very simple pamphlet, and a glass jar filled with large grains of sand. The pamphlet states a simple set of instructions, that, when followed correctly, wi...

Wendigo Skull

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-323
Name Wendigo Skull
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-323 is the skull of an unidentified cervid measuring 55cm long, 27cm wide, and 31cm tall, with a pair of antlers, measuring 35cm tall and 46cm from tip to tip, growing from the left and right sides of SCP-323. SCP-323 shows signs of damage consistent with outside exposure, with regular pitting, scarring and weathering across the object, bleaching on the upper surfaces and a missing lower ma...

Eulogy Shrub

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-324
Name Eulogy Shrub
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-324 is a small, evergreen shrub currently 1.4 meters in height and possessing a complex root system that extends approximately 2.5m below the soil. Leaves are lanceolate, ranging between 4-6cm in width. During the flowering phase, SCP-324 produces small (14-22mm) white flowers with nine (9) petals. Berries produced by SCP-324 are designated SCP-324-1, and appear pinkish-white in color with ...

The Detergent

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-325
Name The Detergent
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-325 is a small bottle of ██████ brand washing detergent, a product commonly sold in the United Kingdom. However, the "█████ █████ █████!" name present on the label does not match any of the ████████ company's current products. SCP-325 contains a semi-viscous green liquid, identical in chemical composition to the "Naturals" range of washing detergent sold by ████████. SCP-325 is a "Value pac...

A Chinese Peasant

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-326
Name A Chinese Peasant
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-326 is a human female, approximately 65-70 years old,1 who has been subjected to significant body modifications by an anomalous technology. When inactive, these modifications are detectable only by subject's anomalous mass (230 kg, despite a physique which would indicate a mass of at most 45 kg), and by the presence of significant keloid scarring along her arms, legs, hands, feet, and spina...

The Mermaid

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-327
Name The Mermaid
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-327 is a female specimen of a mammalian species resembling members of the order Sirenia, specifically Trichechus manatus (West Indian manatee), measuring approximately 2.8 m in length and 450 kg in weight, and estimated to be between 25 and 30 years of age. The subject bears anomalous bodily features: The flippers bear distinct fingers and a functioning opposable thumb, and the skull and fa...

Alien Disc

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-328
Name Alien Disc
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-328 is a smooth, greenish-yellow disc approximately ten (10) cm in diameter and 4 mm thick, weighing just over thirteen (13) grams, composed of an unknown crystalline organic compound. The bonding pattern of SCP-328 is highly organised, in a manner reminiscent of a data storage or retrieval device. SCP-328-01 (see below), a data file retrieved from SCP-328, seems to confirm this. Various an...

The Cancer Garden

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-329
Name The Cancer Garden
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-329 is a room in a derelict building at ██████████████, █████████. Room is in the building's cellar, 6m x 5m, with a steel fire door. Room contains six folding beds. Beds are fitted with IV stands and leather restraints. Five beds are occupied. Occupants are of both standard sexes and several races, with ages 16-64. Occupants have been designated SCP-329-01 through SCP-329-05 and have been ...

Take Only Two

Rating ★☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-330
Name Take Only Two
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-330 appears to be a small round stainless steel bowl filled with a variable amount of individually wrapped pieces of candy. Taped to the side of the bowl is a handwritten note, reading “take no more than two, please!!” Attempts to remove the note have met with failure, as have attempts to hide or obscure it. Testers have noted finding it impossible to avoid reading the note, and those who a...

"Tumbles"

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-331
Name "Tumbles"
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-331 is a red plastic cat collar, approximately 23 cm in length. Metal studs surround the collar in intervals of 1 cm; testing has confirmed the metal to be nickel. The bell consists of stainless steel electroplated with 24-carat gold. Ringing the bell has no distinguishable effect, adverse or otherwise. The word “Tumbles” has been painted on the back of the collar in yellow paint; testing h...

The 1976 Kirk Lonwood High School Marching Band

Rating ★★☆☆☆
Item # SCP-332
Name The 1976 Kirk Lonwood High School Marching Band
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-332 is the Class of 1976 Kirk Lonwood High School marching band, located in the town of [REDACTED]-. The band is composed of 30 humanoids, known as SCP-332-1 through -30. All 30 instances of SCP-332 wear 1976 band uniforms, and play instruments manufactured before 1976. The words "Syncope Symphony" have been engraved into each instrument. Individuals within SCP-332 do not display normal hum...

City in a Symphony

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-333
Name City in a Symphony
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq. [ENCRYPTED]
Description SCP-333-A are 1,618 identical copies of a musical score of unknown title and origin. When the score denoted by SCP-333-A is performed by an orchestra of sufficient size, (see Addendum 333-1) SCP-333-B manifests. The chamber SCP-333-A is performed in may be entered normally; however, roughly three minutes into a performance, anything leaving the chamber arrives in SCP-333-B. Reentry of the perfo...

Stellar Vulpine

Rating ☆☆☆☆☆
Item # SCP-334
Name Stellar Vulpine
Extraction addr.
Decryption seq.